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turnip.gay Be kind. Wear PINK. Rinse. Repeat.
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Beer on my mind tonight 🍺 😏

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Duck Duck Moose. You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around. Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom. turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts... #turnipteez #essenehm #Canada

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Forgot to post this from the other evening... Look who's getting their weekly scrub down... www.thepoolisclosed.com/2025/pampere... #Toronto #parkinggarage #humanity Hashtag: why does this parking garage get treated better than me or my building or people in general?

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It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

submitted 3 days ago • 104 comments

Another handsome drinking vessel 😋🤭✊️💦

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Stunning.... 😍🖤

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🤬🤬🤬✊️🖕 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

BEAVER. Not Pussy - look before you grab. When someone made us feel “icky,” we learned to say; “NO”, then GO and tell someone about it. "Booing" is the least of your worries - turnipstyle.com/2025/this-is... #boo #hockey #sovereignty #beaver #pussy #fucktrump

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I Believe My Track Record Speaks for Itself - Well that made me chortle www.thepoolisclosed.com/2025/i-belie... #dragrace #thepoolisclosed #deadend #tv

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Get the message? By Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz.

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Thought I'd spice stuff up a little just to balance out an ick day and icky storm.... sweet subulba my mouth is on 🔥 ... Who wants head? Lol 🤣🥵

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What the fuck do you call what they are now? Is this a promise that in 4 months it will all be better? Write better headlines. www.blogto.com/city/2025/02...

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I'll tell ya what I voted if you tell me what you voted .... 😋

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Got Wood, Got Hood, and Got Brew? You’ve been read in. Welcome to GOT WHAT?—your briefing on Mount Moist Plinth and the secrets of Wood Morning Coffee Cabin. 🌲🏕️ https://buff.ly/4aS3zkV #iykyk #woodmorning #GotWood #QueerOutdoors #LGBTQFriendly #MorningRituals #bate #men

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My weed is wearing off. I'm in public. #girdyourloins 😏

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