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turnpikeghosts.bsky.social
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 63 days ago • 335 comments

Fun fact - on Windows, if you press WIN + Period(.), it includes ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ to make it easy if you want to put it in a message, and I'm the one that added it

submitted 67 days ago • 88 comments

[THREAD] 😂😂

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Please enjoy discovering the post this is responding to

submitted 70 days ago • 11 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 76 days ago • 595 comments

Bloomberg Government reports that HUD will fire half its workers and essentially eliminate the research division, PD&R (h/t @pewilliams.bsky.social).

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

I know there’s a lot of news today so this is flying under the radar but they’re trying to lay off half of HUD: news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-... So if you’re looking for something to contact your reps about today, ask them to, uh, not do this?????

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

i had an angry post typed up about discourse on the other site and then i hit backspace on all of it pls clap

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

you know, downloading mapquest because it actually says “gulf of mexico” on it was not on my 2025 election fallout predictions bingo card but here we are

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

submitted 93 days ago • 116 comments

Incredibly informative thread here.

submitted 96 days ago • 18 comments

depressing af but very informative thread 🫠

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

submitted 122 days ago • 166 comments

i am absolutely not rooting for any of these teams i am rooting against ohio state as i always have and always will

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

i cannot believe we beat this ohio state team lmfaooook

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

learning that below deck and lower decks are two different shows

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I think my cat would look like ella purnell if she was a person

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

panera’s food has gotten so much worse since they reformulated everything wow

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

NOLA, Pittsburgh, and Northampton MA

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

i can’t believe his name was luigi

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Michigan knocks off #2 Ohio State. How can you not romanticize college football?

submitted 156 days ago • 2 comments

I have watched Michigan football for over 40 years and that was objectively the most hilarious win in this series. 🤣🤣

submitted 156 days ago • 6 comments

I rarely go over to the old place anymore, but had to pop by this morning for this bad boy 🫡 #GoBlue #BeatOhio

submitted 156 days ago • 15 comments

I’m about to tweet like a boomer but where are all the college football posts PLEASE I had to go on twitter for them and I learned so many things against my will

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

MICHIGAN IS GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

submitted 156 days ago • 15 comments

Benim Cehennemim, by Princess Fahrelnissa Zeid, 1951

submitted 156 days ago • 15 comments

god i can’t emphasize enough how funny that game was. beautiful. i didn’t know you were allowed to feel like this thank you michigan football

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments