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Failed artist. Chronically offline. I love my wife.
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Esto es como el gol de Iniesta para los desempleados que solo juegan a un juego cada 5 años pero se sacan el platino (soy el desempleado que solo juega a un juego cada 5 años pero me saco el platino)

random pages, random sketches

Great news for Shrek fans! Despite the overall redesign, theyre still utilizing his original penis And the balls

bad ending: volví a la chamba

Remembering when people got mad at Battlefield V for having women in it.

⚡️Hades 2 Patch Day! #Hades2

"Nice argument babe, but look, you've been drawn as the crying soyjack while I'm the based chad." #Hades2 #HadesGame

“Forcing filmmakers to be historically accurate would limit their artistic freedom.” my brother in christ they wear the same brown plastic armor in all Hollywood movies set in antiquity 😭😭

Silco arcane

blep

#SHIBUYAMELTDOWN

damn they have taken it literally 🫣

Fuck the police (2022)

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

I'm not sure about that. With all the changes there have been already, people who follow on the microblogging platform of the world's most divorced man are not going to migrate at this point. Plus the magic numbers here are still small to feed an artist's ego.

Me parece un poco flipante que haya ganado el Goya una película sobre una infiltrada que está haciendo un discurso sobre que la libertad es que cada uno pueda pensar lo que quiera sea del espectro político que sea el mismo año que han salido como 25 polis infiltrados en huertos urbanos Carabanchel

"Four tickets for Spermageddon, please"

El señor Burns

Aphodite (2022) I have some drawings that I posted on Patreon in the past but I have never shown them in public, it might be a good time to do so. 🫣

Aphrodite is ready for battle ♥️ #Hades2 #HadesGame

Por favor si tenéis VR jugadlo, este juego es increíble

Kobeni (2021)

re-uploading another drawing made in 2021

el conchesumadre (2021)

Maybe we should stop giving importance to the Oscars, after all, they are rich who decide which other rich get the prize based on nepotism (I just saw how many nominations Emilia Pérez has 💀)

taking care of it 🔨 (2023)

dibujando para ahuyentar a los duendes

Veo mucha gente compartiendo blocklists a los nuevos en bluski y yo quiero recordar por qué no soy la mayor fan de estas. Suscribirte a una es darle a su autor el control sobre tus blocks y no se te va a notificar cuando este meta a alguien nuevo, incluido si es alguien a quién seguías

Riéndome de los que se quedan en tuiter porque "su trabajo depende de ello" tontooooooooos 🤣🫵

Post your most popular art from Twitter Lasaga Girl

el conchesumadre (2021)

Another 2021 stuff