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turtlegoose.bsky.social
Philosopher, Menace, Slut
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If microplastics were bad for us, God wouldn't have put them in the food we eat 🍽️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

very distraught at the number of young women suffering from erectile dysfunction 😞 hope they get better

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

pro-tip: diffuse ANY online flame war with "my tummy hurts"

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

I hope Rick and Morty brings back Elon Tusk just so they can fucking shoot him

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Blood is thicker than water, but my hunnies are even thicker

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just marked my territory by leaving a big poop smear on the toilet bowl at work

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Inflation isn't real. Make your products cheaper or I will simply steal them.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Remember to sin as much as humanly possible or Jesus died for nothing

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Banned from paintball for trying to broker a peace agreement

submitted 105 days ago • 19 comments

Im not usually a violent person but being given non-verbal directions while I'm driving awakens something primal within me

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

The Tower of Pisa is the only thing in the world that is straight, everything else is crooked.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments