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On this holiest of Easters my 12 y/o son brought me a gift of hope... by asking me what songs he should start with to get into Wu-Tang Clan

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Hear me out: FTR wins the tag team titles and have a 9 month reign only to lose the titles to their baby face counterparts, The Outrunners. Make this happen @aewontv.bsky.social @truthmagnum.bsky.social

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Ffffucksake... no. Big no. Hardest NO of my goddamned life. Now fuck off you goddamned bug wearing an Edgar suit...

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"So come on, come on Out from underneath who you were..."

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Applying for jobs makes me feel so fucking depressed... it's as bad if not worse than dating apps...

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Shit on nü metal all you like, but bands like Coal Chamber, KoRn, and Limp Bizkit broke the genre barriers of heavy metal in the 90s and made it possible for a band like Sleep Token to exist

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This is a real tweet posted by the official White House government account. Yes, really.

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I took the devil's number of steps walking into work this morning...

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Oof. Being at work while listening to Sleep Token and reading my own poetry about my mortgage foreclosure back in 2010 was not the move... gonna have to call out sad for the rest of the afternoon...

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Reinstalled a select few dating apps after ~9 months off. And now all my targeted ads are for age gap dating apps, and I find it horribly creepy. I mean, I get that I'm 40. But please just show me folx roughly in my generation, not in my son's...

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Please help and/or share if you're willing and able, thank you! www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-... #singlemom

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THANK FUCKING GAWD. The "left" in America has drifted right since Regan and it's disgusting. These two would be centrist moderates in most European countries...

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Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek

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If you want a general strike you are going to have to work for it. Commitment numbers are still too low. Commit here: generalstrikeus.com #3E #GSUS #GeneralStrike

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Oh, BOO-and let me emphasize this next piece)-FUCKING-HOO

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Hey... check out this handy list of people who need to be voted out next time they're up for reelection.

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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

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Researching my genealogy and I discovered that Aaron Burr is my 9x great cousin... which is kinda cool I suppose

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We get messages and comments regularly telling us to strike now or to ask why it’s taking so long… So share our pinned post on your feeds. Tag every major unbiased independently owned media outlet. Tag every activist group you follow. Speak about us at your next protest. Pass out our flyers.

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Learning Irish and I just put together that a nurse student is a "data altra" and now that phrase is all I can say today

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Is Stephan Smith wrestling in this match? He taken at least 3 boots to the head in the match

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NOAA is an absolute mess, and it’ll be worse tomorrow. Please help us. There have already been over 1,000 terminations. It’s not just layoffs—Elon Musk and his staffers are trying to completely dismantle us. Today, there were tons of firings, and more are coming tomorrow.

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Oooo general strike day! Spend your money on strippers, not on grifters.

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SUPER NICHE OBSERVATION: in this moment from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem- not only are the eyes white like the 1986 figures, but the amount of teeth showing are the same as on each corresponding figure! Such attention to detail and care for the history of #tmnt in this movie!