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tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine
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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am Reem,🍉18 years old, living without food, water, medicine, or shelter😢 I lost my education and home to the war. Each day feels heavier 😔💔 but my hope in your kind hearts remains alive😢. Please, don’t leave me alone—donate to save me 🙏🏻😔💔 gofund.me/6623ab96

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

years ago when I was job-hunting after undergrad, someone put me in touch with a middle manager at Microsoft and the way they talked instantly put me in mind of a cult, just this use of Proper Nouns that clearly had no relationship to their normal meaning that i should clearly already understand

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

Gregor Samsara awakens one morning to find himself inexplicably unable to break the cycle of death and rebirth

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Judge Reyes transcript providing a good practice pointer for young lawyers out there. If a judge has you in their jaws on some factual issue and is shaking you back and forth until you concede it, unless conceding it means your client is perjuring themselves, you probably want to concede it.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Please stop and read my story 🚨 My family of 8 has been living a very harsh life for 16 months due to the war on Gaza. We lost everything—our home and my sick father. Since then, we’ve been living in a tent without basic necessities of food and water. 💔 Please share and DONATE 🙏🫂 gofund.me/7a021cb4

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

to me live service games as the supposed way of the future are just indicative of a general trend towards exploitative business models that target player addiction and vulnerabilities. and that is one big reason why so many people who play games feel so negatively towards devs - right or wrong.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

reading Susan Falludi's "Backlash" and it's confirming a lot of suspicions i've had about the policy reasons behind certain aspects of divorce law, particularly the imposition of mandatory waiting periods in the process

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Hundreds of asylum seekers from around the globe are being trapped by the US in a Panama hotel where they'll eventually be sent to a camp in the jungle. One Chinese man said “I thought: America is a free country with respect for human rights. I had no idea it was like a dictatorship.”

submitted 5 days ago • 117 comments

wait, was BG2 just an attempt by western RPG devs to imitate the success of Final Fantasy 7? is that why it introduced romance subplots? is that why Irenicus talks like dollar store Sephiroth? is that why Aerie is named that and there are so many potential plot twists where she dies?

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

"Stop romanticizing toxic tropes in fiction" Bro literally never heard of 'Romanticism' (1790 - c. 1850) and how it's a deliberate rejection of order, harmony, balance, and rationality and celebrates the irrational, personal, emotional, weird, occult, and monstrous by design, how embarrassing 😞

submitted 8 days ago • 59 comments

Black scholars argued this incessantly after the war. Britain killed 10’s of millions of Indians, Belgium enslaved and genocided the Congo, France slaughtered its Algerian subjects. Nazi Germany was the logical extension of US and European colonialism, not an aberration.

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

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submitted 26 days ago • 40 comments

I can’t stress enough how much AI is ruining the internet. Pinterest is un-usable, Google image searches are overrun with misleading slop. It’s estimated that there are now more bots on the web than there are people. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Got a scammy text that led to a janky, ugly, fake-looking website, went to the real website on my computer just to make sure, and actually those scammers did a pretty good job recreating the website, gotta hand it to the scammers

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

all the replies are "wow people are so dumb, how could this happen" simple. both parties are horrible on immigration. a theoretical informed but single-issue voter on that point would just stay home. all that's LEFT is propaganda, and Republicans are better at it.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

people should stop apologizing for thinking this.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

honestly if you can stomach it you could do worse for news than reading the Wall Street Journal, you can't trust anything it says at face value but it's a relatively unfiltered look into how the corpse-eaters in charge think of themselves

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment