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Mf, I'm watchin' food videos while I'm hungry. I'm bouta go to sleep, too.

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Love it when I don't post for a while and I come back to like 10 notifs. It creates the illusion of being famous for a few seconds💀

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I want a Wizard Robe so that I can hold my hands out towards somebody yell out "I CAST TUNGSTEN BALLSACK" and look the part.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Gomen...amanai

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I'm eatin' tortilla chips with kimchi--cuz we got no salsa or guac--and a cup of chocy milk.

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I had a dream about a song that a character in my D&D game sung to my character. When I was putting down the melody in this random midi site, I was worryin' that I dreamt up a song that already exists. Shazam couldn't tell tho, so that's a good start.

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I vaguely kicked my balls while I was pulling my legs up on my chair. Now my tummy hurts.

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I've run out of things to yap about. I'm so washed.

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Sometimes I think back to the time I thought Slender-Man and The Rake were real and it would keep me up at night, and think, "Damn, that was some good shit...oh wait, someone was stabbed because some doofuses went crazy over that Slenderman shit." Internet horror was crazy back then 💀

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I'm at the point where I make random meme references and I don't even remember where it's from--they've just slipped into my standard way of speaking.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this

submitted 80 days ago • 21 comments

nobody goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel anymore

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I swear, if I hear this fucking Clorox Spotify ad with the dog licking sounds and guy sensually moaning, I'm gonna go postal.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I checked in on my twitter account after a long while, and over 30 bots stopped following me/were deleted after I had put my BSky link in the bio 💀

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up and chose "My money go where I go 🗣️💥" as the sentence I repeat constantly today.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Am I supposed to be makin' an algorithm post?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Don't use breadcrumbs to find your way back home. The birds'll eat em. Take that from someone with personal experience.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Doors are scary

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Growing-up is when you start liking the bland cereal more than the marshmallows in Lucky Charms.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Paladin oaths in D&D are sick as fuck. Watchin' another player potentially forget the conditions of their oath and accidentally become an Oathbreaker is VERY funny to me.

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I wanna make clay dolls... I've never fucked with clay, but makin' clay dolls just sounds cool to me. Blacksmithing too...And binding books... Maybe woodcarving too. The Human instinct to want several hobbies that I can never afford to do at the same time.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I believe I've said this before, but I'll reiterate it: I would argue that Alphabet rhymes like chicken noodle soup, ya kno? Ya know; two-door bimmer, pick ya up in da coup. Shootin' for the hoop, I guess...jiggy on the loose, possibly? I'd call that a 'Shark Mentality', like my name was Bruce.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

ATLYSS is pretty fun

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hell yeah

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Sometimes I yell out "WITH THE WRATH OF GOD!!!" whenever I or somebody else does some mundane task in hopes it'll be exactly as expected.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

i put too much lemon in my water

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My favorite thing is making modpacks for Minecraft and never playing them.

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The moment I start addin' the 'g' at the end of words that end in '-ing', you know shit's gettin' serious and you gotta lock in.

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I'm the typa mf to say, "It's as shrimple as that," unprompted and slap my desk or move shit audibly when I'm on call to make people think I'm doin' somethin' in the background. Although, I always immediately admit I'm doin' nothin' when someone asks what I'm doin'.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

shit

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I have a vivid memory of when I was way younger and I was playin' Wizard 101 on the family computer, and then suddenly a buncha numbers were flooding the UI and it was completely unplayable. One of my most terrifying memories, honestly 💀

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

It's hard to find things to post about sometimes, so I'm gonna post about how sometimes it's hard to find things to post about.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I've been watchin' a lotta monke recently. Watchin' em eat makes me wanna eat my vegetables.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

IT'S NOVEMBER 13TH GUMMY BEAR ALBUM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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