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#vandalstookthehandle | Gen Xer • biker • lawyer • satirist • wanderlust • foody • neuro-spicy • melomaniac 🎶• progressive • Austinite • former Santa Fean • do not obey in advance • Fewer authoritarians, more author-librarians ✌️• 🦋new to Bluesky🦋
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commenting "that's showbiz!" under every sad facebook memory

If you want to do something, you can do it.

"If America hasn’t broken your heart, you don’t love Her enough.” Cory Booker

Cory Booker is the real deal.

National security- killed. Law and order - killed. World respect- killed. Stock market- killed. Free speech- killed. Job market- killed. Education- killed. Economy- killed. Equality- killed. Justice- killed. Trump is the most prolific serial killer in our history. #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

@betoorourke.bsky.social is right. @schumer.senate.gov needs to step aside. The time to play by the rules of procedure is over. The days of bi-partisanship are over. We need leaders willing to put fight at every single turn. Republicans have known this for a long time now. We should do the same.

And just like that, Canada and Mexico were doing a collab. 👏🏼

Neighbor kid: Mr. D, what does a nosy pepper do? Me: (thinks hard for 5 minutes) no idea, son. NK: it gets all up in yo business. Me: huh? NK: jalapeño business. Me: SMH

This Xmas, don’t comment on: - someone’s weight - someone’s size - how much they are eating - how little they are eating - the speed they are eating - the type of foods they are eating - the times they are eating - your post Christmas diet - how fat you feel Like & follow for more holiday hacks.

Well, they’ll never blame themselves for their bad decisions, so they will blame an immigrant.

They all asked for pardons.

“‘I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around and uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man (and have been for years) and as your mother, it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth.’” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

I’m feeling a little better but not much. I mean, I’m no longer rooting for a meteor to take out earth.

Tim’s Cranberry Sour 2 oz bourbon 1 tablespoon whole cranberry sauce 1 oz lemon juice 1/2 oz honey or agave nectar or simple syrup 4 ice cubes Shake, strain, pour over ice into a rocks glass. Garnish with sprig of rosemary(substitutions: thyme, tarragon, or savory). Enjoy.

it's several years old but the Adele SNL Thanksgiving sketch is still perfect

If you don’t know who Jay Graber is, you will. She’s the woman behind Blue Sky. Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads. 🧵

“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

Anyone

Fun Fact: Anti-immigrant Elon Musk worked illegally on a student visa and faced concerns he would be “deported” when he started life in the United States. www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-wa...

Trump’s cabinet — not even well qualified enough to represent the LBC.

Don’t let them gaslight you.

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This is my first Christmas in a new house so I’m trying to decide where to put my Christmas tree. My ex just texted with a suggestion. That’s going to physically impossible, babe.

Another one million users joined Bluesky. We’re still trying to find every friend we had on the other place. Would you do us a solid and repost this? If you’re not following us, please do so! We’ll make it a mission to get to know you!

#facts

Blocking Nazis, trolls, and fascists doesn’t make it an “echo chamber.” People need to stop gaslighting us into thinking we have to listen to Nazis and debate trolls in order to be informed.

This is the time of year when your Secret Santa is watching your every move to determine your likes/dislikes. I stepped out of the shower this morning and my Secret Santa handed me a towel. #christmas #holidays

The holidays are a festive but stressful time of year. Not gonna lie, I get carried away with it. Last year I hit the sauce so hard that Arby’s threw me out.

@notthatlaura.bsky.social I’m just here for the tacos.