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📺 New post brewing at TV Signals: “Are you still watching?” Hobi says I’ve watched 11,831 episodes and spent over a year of my life doing it. I regret nothing. I am the algorithm now. Full post coming soon. Bring snacks. #TVSignals #StillWatching #HobiKnows

The 1% TV Show is back, now on Fox. Patton’s out, Joel McHale’s in. We still got kicked off at the 30% question, but at least we feel seen. 🧠 Are you smarter than 99%? We aren’t. But we blogged about it: 📺 buff.ly/z1UbkRQ #TVSignals #ShowHoleSeason

We watched Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service during dinner—and immediately regretted it when DC popped up. Yes, there were rats. Yes, there was a band saw. Yes, we’ll probably watch again. 📍DC episode recap: buff.ly/xzbDPMR #TVSignals #StreamingTV

My Comfort Shows In the age of streaming services... it is interesting to realize that many of us have comfort shows that we return to instead of jumping into something new. In many cases, we have them on in the background as we go about our day. I have seen so many listing their favorite shows to…

We finally watched the Will Trent finale. Pregnancies. Shootouts. Brain tumors. Emotional wreckage. Also, I am once again asking FOX to not John Doe this show. 📝 buff.ly/vmwIU6H #WillTrent #TVSignals #StreamingTV #ScottFoleyDeservesBetter

Seems like a good day to maybe rewatch #CivilWar on Max, err, HBO Max or whatever they are calling themselves today. Nothing specific inspired these thoughts

I don't care if Jon Bernthal is typecast. He is damn good at it and I will pay to see him in whatever he is in. #TheAccountant2

Just finished Season 8 of 9-1-1 and I’m not okay. They did Bobby dirty. Chimney or Eddie for captain? I'm unwell either way. Also I maybe didn’t cry. Maybe. 💔 Full breakdown: buff.ly/BX2Kraf #911 #TVSignals #StreamingTV

I screamed “Belgium!” at my screen I was wrong. So wrong Apparently Frankenstein is Swiss. Who knew? New Destination X recap is live: ❓ Where are they 🔥 Did Jeffery Dean Morgan get to keep the marshmallows 🧀 Would I leave everything for fondue 📍 buff.ly/avLExpV #DestinationX #RealityTV #TVSignals

Still rewatching ER and just spotted a familiar voice. Howard’s mom from Big Bang Theory makes an appearance—yes, we finally see her face! 🩺 Full rewatch chaos: tvsignals.com/er-rewatch-s... #ERrewatch #BigBangTheory #TVSignals

My ER rewatch is now my morning coffee ritual and I’ve got 30-year-late feelings. They really did Dr. Benton dirty. And TV Clooney? Kinda hits different. New post up on TV Signals: buff.ly/yKCY6JO #ER #StreamingTV #TVRewatch #TVSignals

Come for the snark. Stay because your streaming app crashed and you need to feel something. 🌀 tvsignals.com #TVRants #SignalLost #ContentOverload

Thanks to old age and Hulu’s “manage series” button, we do this regularly. But if we could truly wipe the slate clean? John Doe. You can’t end on that cliffhanger and not give us a season 2. It’s been 22 years and we are still not okay. #TVAddict #JusticeForJohnDoe #UncancelJohnDoe

The only TV blog written by someone who still thinks about that one ER episode from 1997. New posts. No paywall. Just vibes. 📺 tvsignals.com #PopCulture #TVSignals #ExistentialCrisisButMakeItBingeable

We’re one week into empty nesting, and the biggest fight hasn’t been about laundry—it’s been about the TV remote. Peace was found in the chaos of #DestinationX on Peacock. Reality TV for her. Game show vibes for me. And yes… I yelled, “NOT GLENN!” 📺 buff.ly/UpC9J7S #StreamingTV #EmptyNest

We don’t review shows. We spiral through them. Unedited. Unhinged. Occasionally on time. ➡️ tvsignals.com #TVAddict #StreamingOverload #DoomscrollButMakeItTV

Rewatching The Handmaid’s Tale during Act 2 of our real-life political drama? Possibly a bad idea. Definitely a necessary one. I wrote about why I restarted, how it hit different, and what Margaret Atwood got terrifyingly right. 🔗 buff.ly/WPIHKL8 #TheHandmaidsTale #TVSignals

Bluesky has everything Twitter once had: 1) People oversharing details about their personal life 2) People oversharing details about live professional wrestling All this and virtually ZERO ads so I don’t know why anyone is complaining

Whenever I have to go out (and I don’t feel like it) I imagine there’s a group of birds who are “people watchers” that have been waiting their whole bird lives to spot an introvert in the wild and that they’ll be telling their bird friends about me for years and it kinda helps

i think Max should keep the tagline "the one to watch for HBO" when it reverts to being HBO Max, otherwise people might not know that HBO Max has HBO on it

I just binge-watched all of Creature Commandos, and NO ONE TOLD ME it was James Gunn’s first DCU project?! Peacemaker nods. Weasel’s tragic backstory. My son didn’t even walk out. DC, don’t screw this up. 🔗 buff.ly/Sl6W51p #CreatureCommandos #JamesGunn #DCUniverse #StreamingTV #TVSignals

So The Pitt was almost a John Carter (ER) sequel—Noah Wyle and all. Lawsuits said nope. We got a banger anyway. I break down what we lost, what we got, and yes, I pitch a Stabler crossover. Because I’m unwell. 🔗 buff.ly/8aAbHfE #ThePitt #NoahWyle #TVSignals

I finished my SVU rewatch and now the silence is loud. Season 26 is done. Season 27 is months away. Olivia Benson is gone and my coffee tastes sad. Join me in the void: tvsignals.com/svu-show-hole/ #SVU #StreamingLife #ShowHole #OrganizedCrime #TVSignals #BensonVoid

George Wendt was more than just Norm. He was a cornerstone of TV comfort for anyone who felt out of place but dreamed of walking into a room where everyone knew your name. This loss hurts. 🖤 buff.ly/dRcQNwF #InMamorium #GeorgeWendt #Cheers #Norm #TVSignals

Real life’s got too many idiots, not enough Ted Lasso. This is why Apple TV gets my emotional support hours. #TVSignals #ComfortBinge #LifeNeedsWriters

George Wendt, best known for playing Norm on the sitcom "Cheers," has died at the age of 76. “George was a doting family man, a well-loved friend and confidant to all of those lucky enough to have known him,” the family said in a statement. “He will be missed forever.”

I turned off the news and turned to Elliot Stabler—26 seasons later, I’m emotionally wrecked and ready to chain myself to my remote if NBC cancels Organized Crime. 👉 tvsignals.com/my-unhealthy... #ElliotStabler #LawAndOrder #OrganizedCrime #TVConfessions

Welcome to Wrexham is back and wrecking my emotions in the best way. Two episodes in and I’m screaming at my TV like I don’t already know how it ends. Full chaotic breakdown here: buff.ly/qMqirLF #WxmAFC #askwxm #StreamingLife #FootballFans

Listen, I was already there before this season—but now it’s practically a team sport. Stick to your deflated footballs, Tom.

#SVU rewatch? Almost done—season 23, no big deal. Next up: #OrganizedCrime. And because I clearly have no concept of closure, I’m thinking about a Man in the High Castle rewatch… even though I never finished it the first time. Is that a rewatch or just unfinished business?

Why is streaming app UI still a mess in 2025? I’m just trying to binge in peace, but between broken algorithms and slow auto-play, it’s like these apps want me to suffer. Rant is live: 👉 tvsignals.com/streaming-ap... #Streaming #TechRant #TVAddict #StreamingAppUI

🚨 The signal is back… TV Signals has returned with unapologetic takes, hot opinions, and zero loyalty to your favorite fandoms. 📺 New posts are live—check them out: tvsignals.com #TVSignals #StreamingLife #HotTakesWelcome

Hooked on Doctor Odyssey since episode one. High-stakes medicine on the high seas? I’m in. But that love triangle? Toss it overboard already! Don Johnson as Captain Massey? ICONIC. Full thoughts here 👉 tvsignals.com/doctor-odyss... #DoctorOdyssey #HighSeasAdventure #TVObsessions #StreamingNow

SVU taught me a lot… mostly that reality doesn’t apply when you’re chasing bad guys in designer trench coats. 5 SVU lies that hurt me personally—including the real crime: free parking in SoHo. 👉 tvsignals.com/top-5-svu-li... #TVLies #CrimeDrama #SVU #BingeWatchTherapy #DetectiveLife