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Just a normal guy who managed to get away from the dead bird app before it made me give it money.
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Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be more blatant if it was accompanied by a tiny finger moustache? thedailytism.com/the-autistic...

submitted 32 days ago • 12 comments

We really need more villains like Oogie Boogie. Just a huge asshole who sings an awesome song about how much they love being a huge asshole.

submitted 59 days ago • 78 comments

This is happening, people!!! Dates announced on Monday 10 am PT!

submitted 155 days ago • 82 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,588,823!

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Local Moron Doesn't Understand How Jokes Work

submitted 159 days ago • 91 comments

bluesky has boys from brazil, twitter has Boys From Brazil

submitted 175 days ago • 54 comments

put me in the cockpit. i’ll do what needs to be done

submitted 180 days ago • 340 comments

Doing this behind Jake Sherman is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

Happy New Weird Al Single Release Day! I decided to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of my last album Mandatory Fun by doing a polka medley of some of the biggest hits of the last 10 years. “Polkamania!” is out RIGHT NOW and available everywhere music is sold or streamed! youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk

submitted 218 days ago • 94 comments

Cheap Trick had it right: the optimal makeup for a four piece rock group is two pretty members, a schlub, and a goofball

submitted 229 days ago • 29 comments

MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

submitted 602 days ago • 2 comments

you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.

submitted 234 days ago • 8 comments

*youth pastor voice*: do you know who else had a starter pack of followers?

submitted 241 days ago • 8 comments

Every album from The Decemberists

submitted 246 days ago • 35 comments

Trump [eating a baby]: I'm not eating this baby. I could if I wanted to, though [continues to eat baby] of course I'm eating this baby. so what [continues to eat baby] I NEVER ATE A BABY! [finishes eating baby] New York Times: Baby-Eating a Political Minefield for Joe Biden

submitted 244 days ago • 4 comments

The worst part of Dungeons & Dragons is when your character dies and the DM gets to eat all your dice. You’re crying and she’s just like cromch cromch cromch. ☹️

submitted 265 days ago • 21 comments

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just can't unsee it.

submitted 266 days ago • 2 comments