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I have wrapped up my pre-draft visits with Taco Dip and Buffalo Chicken Dip.

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The Oprah coaching tree is worse than Belichick’s.

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What a vibe. open.spotify.com/track/3nnYuX...

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Formative morning drive to daycare.

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I feel like a sucker stopping at a stop sign when no one is around while Trump can just ignore the Supreme Court. But I still stop for the good of society.

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Filthy. 2.0 has so many awesome moments.

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A citizen of a country by definition cannot be deported from their country. They can be rendered, kidnapped, disappeared, trafficked, stolen, what have you. Not deported.

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This administration sent 200+ fathers, sons, and husbands to be tortured in a foreign prison for the rest of their lives. 9 in 10 have no criminal record. None received any due process. If you *aren’t* outraged, you need to check your fucking humanity.

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It’s only Tuesday.

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@goose-band.bsky.social Vickers checking out Rick’s abs…

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@goose-band.bsky.social “The great state of Washington.” -George Washington

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“Why’d you have to get another cat?”

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it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted

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After yesterday’s performative bullshit PR stunt, this was a really refreshing take from William Shatner about his trip to space. Eat the rich.

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Spiders are filling out tax returns.

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Another one shipped to Louisiana, implicitly to face a conservative judge instead of where the incident occurred in Logan Airport in Massachusetts

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First time on Shakedown Street…

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He’s praying to Mecca

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Wow. Dallas already traded Paige Bueckers.

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One man tried to kill a US Governor. The other killed a healthcare executive. Guess which is which based on their perp walks.

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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count

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Giving you the same advice as if Kamala had won and we were arguing about a budget resolution right now: focus on what you can do. Even the littlest thing. What they want is for civil society to rot away. Doing anything to keep it going helps.

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Decent version if you’re into that sort of thing. Check out Shakedown Street -> by Grateful Dead (1985-06-30) on @relistenapp relisten.net/grateful-dea...

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How is this not murder but having a miscarriage is? Oh right. Because controlling women is a necessity for Republicans.

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A historic achievement for the Greek Freak 😤 Giannis averaged 30+ PPG, 10+ RPG and 5+ APG for the third time in his career, passing Wilt and Oscar for the most such seasons in NBA history 🤯

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