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Blade is the best movie ever made.
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Don't watch ufc anymore by I hear Bryce got his ass beat and then choked until he nearly saw God in front of the president so I'm good with that

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Did you guys know breakfast club had hot rod and sixteen candles and the mighty ducks in it?

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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)

submitted 5 hours ago • 34 comments

So you admit, they pay taxes

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

I once saw a guy get fired at a pizza place I worked at for giving a customer 8 breadsticks instead of 6, and it actually fucked up his life pretty badly. And yet these guys can just light enormous piles of money on fire and they’re still the most powerful and influential people on the planet 🥴

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Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.

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Idk maybe consistently making the most expensive movies possible was a bad trend. Also if they make so much god damn money how are people not getting paid

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Fortress Inquisitorius is such a dumb name and I fucking love it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

NOBODY BETTER TELL THE COPS ABOUT MY 25 KILOS OF GOUDA

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Did Stancil create a new account, I have blocked him twice now.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son

submitted 7 days ago • 154 comments

“Never doubt a union man.” King shit.

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My parents, who loved the movie The Blues Brothers and had me watch it countless times, accidentally instilled in me me several things that are still part of my core being, including: Fuck Nazis Fuck the prison system Police aren't actually there to help you but it's hilarious when they fuck up

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This cartoon looking motherfucker took the idea of burritos but somehow did it so bad that he made everyone notoriously sick.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Exaggerating slightly but boy it feels like microsoft is changing requirements for windows updates etc constantly to the point where keeping up to date and compliant is becoming a real nightmare

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I compare Kojima and Druckmann a lot, but one noticeable difference is how Kojima used a massacre at a hospital in his game because he wanted to show an unthinkably horrific act, and Druckmann used a massacre at a hospital in his game because he wanted to show a beloved aspect of Israeli culture

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Tron Legacy was a damn near perfect movie afaiac. Watched it again and there's basically nothing I would change (other than weird jeff bridges deaging of course)

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