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twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social
I was told I should have a description here so I don't seem like a bot. 30s, shitposter, anticapitalist, shoulder to cry on. Minors please DNI, terfs, cops and fascists fuck off back to Twitter.
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an Ape Escape girl and her Bomberman Hero gf

The fuckmeat in a pie-sandwich I'm giving head to weird al, it's fucked up #mlpnsfw #mlp

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

daydreaming

This is my favorite image

This is how it feels watching Economists and Pundits finally start using the word 'Recession'

new post on the patreon Cow Dot returns. you know you wanted her to. click this link to jake off www.patreon.com/posts/cow-do...

yeah. yeah.

"I want you", scream it above the crowd Make this love so viral that we match our sound We're green to go, let's rehearse the start "Live" isn't my forte but we'll use our hearts!

this is ushering in a new era of ergonomics

I've decided I'll just try and cover all bases in one post. I quit my McD's job in feb bc it was making me miserable and while i've been job hunting, things have still been difficult. I made a bigger kofi goal that would really help us this month, reposts appreciated! <3 ko-fi.com/itjade/goal?...

Still cracking away at these!

// cw vore people keep telling me 100 bucks wont get you much on doordash. they dont account for the driver that comes with the meal though

🦋 attracting his 🐠

Deebee runs out of PP

need to see people get unrealistically horny and crave my body or ill DIE. need to see someone want my muscular ass body or ill DIE.

i will succeed because im horny

i think I need a fat girl to bounce on it or I'm gonna die. If I'm fat girl then so be it

If you can't handle me at my Hey Babe you don't deserve me at my Wahoo (📸 @mewmus.bsky.social, 🍄 @neonnoble.bsky.social)

hell yeah i be lookin good

Wow these regional hamburger chains seem awful subject to price gouging now to take a big sip of coffee and google "sonic inflation"

A lot of you are not prepared for what the new, young #TwinPeaks fans are bringing to the table.

Suboptimal run, fool

check the fit

it's very important to have trustworthy friends who you can say weird and perverted things to that arent fit for repeating in public

it’s astounding how everyone hates elon musk and it’s clear the only reason they keep him around is to drain his endless money pit to fund republicans

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

hannah, the deermom DEER LORD i luv her ❤️

never trust your thoughts past 9pm but the secret thing they wont tell you is to also never trust your thoughts before 9am

Wild Assault came out and has f2p monetization out the ass which is disappointing but I am enjoying the general tone of the review section

ニャローーーテ🐱🪀💚

More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do

She looks at me like this.