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if rowan doesn’t show up in this book by EOD i’m gonna crash out

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“Just don’t shove it down my throat.” Me during Pride month:

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saw perfume genius. if i were a roman emperor i would invent a whole new architectural style for his favor

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I hate that they're probably going to call it something like "the Gender Correction Facility" instead of Deathcamp for Cuties.

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in my fanfic era. i’m manacled maxing. i’m dramione pilled.

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planted my potatoes ancestors cover them with your light

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i watched like 6 hours of rings of power and all i learned was how to say celebrimbor (master smith)

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started rings of power as someone who doesn’t know anything about lord of the rings. adar is kinda??

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i just sneezed absurdly loud and my husband was like what the fuck. god forbid i excel in a male dominated field

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we already have technology to upload/download your personality when you die, we've had it for at least 3000 years, it's called becoming a ghost and haunting or possessing people, fully organic and available in your area from local artisans

submitted 12 days ago • 27 comments

i just realized the horny senior bff i’m writing is 100% a self insert character

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I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is. Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.

submitted 13 days ago • 82 comments

the perfect encapsulation of america right now is that we have a famous possessed doll that is on tour and she burned down a plantation so we’re rooting for her to go to our capitol

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how are you going to write an entire romance book about a man named RYANNNNNN

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i’m done with all the graduating things woooo!! now i have to thing about grad things (boooo)

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boomer step mom just asked me “why did you think the democrats would be dishonest” and i just stared at her like

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hey real quick generally what would the time frame be to go from no cancer to stage 4 bone metastasis. just curious

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y’all wont believe this but my boomer dad thought our student body presidents' communist speech wasnt appropriate

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We shouldn't be cheering on cancer. It didn't even show up on time.

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When you really care about the destruction of buildings

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one of my ancestors literally fought and died in the battle of lexington and that gives me the authority to say that anyone can be american if they want, laws are fake

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

*Billy Joel voice* maybe we should start more fires

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

let’s go girls

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omg the wilhelm scream is in new moon lmao

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Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

putting a sign on my chair that anyone who talks to me at work today can expect to be delayed for 45 minutes as i info dump about the MAHA bro owned salad drive thru in town that is crashing out on instagram

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i saw a box article about medican intervention to prevent menopause and…why

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i don’t feel well because i forgot my ssri 2 days in a row which is the dumbest reason for not feeling well ever

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We need universal basic income and free health care and maybe the G.I. Bill or something similar. People need to be able to afford to pursue their passions. Otherwise the only movie stars we will ever have from now on will be the children AND THEN GRANDCHILDREN of previous movie stars

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh

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raising a non religious kid is so funny because i was trying to explain Noah’s Ark but then i realized i had to explain what the bible is

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i might be planning a trip to the yucutan in october even though i could lose my job at an possible moment. fuck it we ball???

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I saw this TikTok where a girl got the tiniest little dotwork stars on her ankle and was crashing out about how “big” it was. It took everything in me not to comment “good luck finding a job ever again”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I finally got a bread machine and I just wanna know who is out here making only 1 pound loaves of bread? I can house 2 pounds of homemade bread in a single day with no effort

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my kid just said baka to me??

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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

submitted 24 days ago • 226 comments

i took my grad photo at a party tonight i am so cute wow

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It’s wild how normalized it is to tell a new grad they should get a job at the genocide murder factory LMAO

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the devil couldn’t reach me so he made all my in laws move to the suburb 40 minutes away

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impressed a grandpa today by name dropping my ex (his great grandpa was an 1800s tycoon)

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if you’re wondering what it’s like to be american rn my job is once again facing massive doge cuts but i’ve gotten 2 spam job offer emails and texts today telling me i could be making $5000 a month

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New York just welcomed the new pope! So cool!

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments