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MOTHERFUKIN DIET RITE. SHIT SLAPS

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I find myself screaming k*** yours*** at political figures alot more lately.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What if the little mermaid, but all the music was done by "real big fish"

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The entire concept of cuckolding makes me real sad.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

We are the tamigatchi in the back of god's junk drawer.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The dry air is turning the inside of my nose into the hardened fleashy network of tunnels in the alien movies.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

We have 4 more years of trump. My bet is him tripping over his weird shoes, falling down the stairs and hitting his head on a banister railing.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Im the 5 years of living in Anytown, USA, I never went to the punk bar. WHY DID IT NOT DO THAT!? ITS LOVELY!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I am the picture, next to the definition, of "scaring the hoes"

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

There is something really nice about the exhaustion after a night of not sleeping

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Dating goals: someone to bite the ass of and then go thrift shopping

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Trump cant draw a clock face

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Going to attempt to start my slut era at 37. Wish me luck.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I have moved to the suburbs of chicago and feel like i have traded one weird nothing town for another

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

The firehose feed is full of trolls and boomers now.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck am i falling apart already and people like trump can live like shit with no consequence

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

There was a period of time when some of Chicago's newspapers, especially the Tribune, treated traffic violence with the weight that gun violence is given today - covering every fatal crash, tallying up annual statistics, and devoting editorial attention to theories for reduction.

submitted 1182 days ago • 4 comments

Too many politicians should be beaten to death with bricks.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments