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twinklecrepe.bsky.social
I am the poisonous mushroom that makes the fearless vomit
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I think the weirdest thing about the trans athlete debate is that literally all the trans women I've ever met in my life have been more likely to want to play d&d than sports, like WHY is this the hill that cis people want to die on?????

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Old enough to remember when Dennis Kucinich was the only Democratic candidate to support gay rights with his whole chest and Jon Stewart and them would run whole segments like “hahaha look at this little freak”

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

I'm gonna go to Cleveland later this month to hang out with someone from a fanfiction Discord server and see a short film where Hale Appleman looks like Julius fucking Pringle, and I'm actually pretty excited about it

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Fuck yeah my favorite PIG album is on Spotify now, this is going to nontrivially increase my quality of life

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 27th hatchday to Kuia, the kakapo I adopted 🎉🦜

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

As a protest, democratic lawmakers have each written a single letter on their eyelids with a marker At a key moment during the speech they’ll close their eyes to spell the message: P L E A S E B E M O R E P O L I T E , M R . P R E S I D E N T

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

I miss when Captain Planet villains seemed hamfisted

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"this conversation doesn't have enough dinosaurs, I'm tuning out now" is the way I'm gonna tell people "no" from now on

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

submitted 11 days ago • 99 comments

It's so fucking insane that Facebook is less shitty than Twitter now

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Let her block people to death imo.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could block people to death. No one should be allowed to have this power but me, but I should be able to do that.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm painting my nails with mothman-inspired nail polish. I'm giving myself a mothmanicure

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

HA I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHAUNA WAS [redacted for spoilers]

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Misty/Walter from Yellowjackets is the only white straight couple in fiction that I ship

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

In case you need help remembering the difference & deciding:

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

I wish I didn't find Bartleby the scrivener so relatable

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Now that I know "annoying in a fun way" is a personality type people can have IRL, nothing can stop me

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I just got a ride home with a guy who would NOT shut the fuck up about liking to eat pineapple. That's not code or a euphemism, he just felt the need to deliver a monologue about fruit. I felt like a side character in an I Think You Should Leave sketch. It was super fucking annoying and I loved it.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think it’s possible to overestimate how much resentment and backlash to Me Too has fueled the culture’s rightward shift over the past eight years.

submitted 43 days ago • 55 comments

I wish there were a button that would let me autoblock anyone who defends Elon Musk on the internet

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments