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breaking news: local gay boy at it again

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

EVERYBODY HOLD ON I TOOK BETTER THIRST TRAPS

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

resisting the urge to throw a brick through his window. but alas, i have started a new life of pacifism and cannot return to my old ways. he doesn’t have a car to key, so maybe i’ll just hit him with mine like i did to my stepmom

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

tarot cards wouldn’t tell me anything chat am i fucked

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck is wrong with lorde and i’m being so serious right now open.spotify.com/track/6K8VQ8...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

every time my boyfriend and i go on a hike we end up fucking in the woods.. is that normal??

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

i’m “i saw the tv glow”ing really hard rn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

ex coworker asked me to be a reference for her new job bc we still kiki and she told me to tell them i was the manager AND THEN THEY CALLED THE CAFE INSTEAD OF ME

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

eusexua just ate me out and called me pretty

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

took down one of my politician ex-boyfriend’s “vote for me for city council!” posters in front of my intl climate governance professor and he laughed at me when i told him why i’m literally so up

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

i have decided i am not above wishing death on people. looking at you, jean-marie le pen! GO TO HELL!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

any slight misstep is framed as a moral failing and we wonder why i am constantly on edge

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

1:30am in an orange county in n out. watched two straight men walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. i’m falling asleep at the table

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

went to the san diego zoo and had to buy a platypus because i am autistic and i would have cried if i didn’t

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

listening to bjork with my mother while we clean the house

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

new sweater + took edibles with my parents and dragged the whole family to go watch nosferatu

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

it’s 3 am. supposed to be packing for my trip to san diego tomorrow; have to be up at 6 for work. have not packed. instruction video for coworker that’s feeding my cat has not been filmed. plants are unwatered. what am i doing instead? stirring the pot

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

my friends are slowly coming back to our home after being gone for the holidays and i am so full of joy!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

clopening with the worst shift lead known to mankind

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

now to go home and eat the rest of that pasta

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

i fucking loved nosferatu btw

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

not the pier by my house collapsing and washing up on the beach

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

just remembered paramore everyone shut up i need to be alone right now

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

god creating boys with personality disorders

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

just did the bay area grand prix. wondering why more gay men aren’t F1 drivers? just let them listen to like. azealia banks or something in the car and that’s a winning race right there

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

she’s lived so many lives open.spotify.com/track/6UFivO...

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

my roommate, boyfriend and all my friends have gone home to their families for the holidays and i have to stay here because i’m scheduled on christmas

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

love leftists but as a collective we do not know how to drive. without fail every single time i see a prius c loaded up with leftist stickers they’re fucking up 10 people by braking at a green light

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

bedhead

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

why did nobody fucking tell me sea anemones came in neon green and i had to discover this information myself in the tide pool

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

bought my cat a laser and now all of my problems have been solved

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

officer it’s literally not that fucking deep he’s JUST giving me head obviously i can still drive 🙄 you should be more worried about the fact that i’m like. shitfaced

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

peeta in that arena camouflaging himself to the riverbed during the tribute cannons

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

ok wait… i’m a taken man?? big sur loves its queers

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

DC gays are absolutely insufferable

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

my job looooves to try me like i don’t have issues regulating my anger and i will in fact quit in the middle of a shift

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

being a college student that lives in an apartment complex full of adults is so crazy bc why am i ripping shots with my 40 year old neighbor

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

open.spotify.com/album/3eyz60...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments