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The kid is distracted with low quality Sonic fanfic, so let's get back to it! @dirtbagqueer.rocks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

After a few iterations, I think I have settled on this one LOL

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

$373.03 + processing to highlight Maryland's Billy Edwards torching longtime rival USC for 373 yards and 3 total TDs, which USC is still processing. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

get mad about what new horrors we face each day then throw money at an incredible org doing the work to help refugees

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

submitted 60 days ago • 1142 comments

Katz: Where does that confidence come from" Derik Queen: "I'm from Baltimore..."

submitted 61 days ago • 30 comments

MARYLAND LFGGGGGGGG

submitted 61 days ago • 11 comments

Tons of brie and licorice bites this diet is brought to you by March Madness

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

You are what you do and this man absolutely doesn’t do shit

submitted 82 days ago • 20 comments

Flawless

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

On the advice of a few folks considerably wiser than me - it's easy to dwell on the bad; it's also remarkably easy to do a small, good thing. Plug for today: donate a few bucks to Trans Lifeline, and make a difference in someone's life. translifeline.org

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

i know a lot of gov employees are watching my feed at the moment 👇

submitted 110 days ago • 58 comments

Found that Religious Persecution By The Government you've spent decades looking for

submitted 111 days ago • 49 comments

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors." Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors." snake: "doors?"

submitted 112 days ago • 49 comments

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 116 days ago • 125 comments

Wow however good you think this might be it’s better

submitted 119 days ago • 15 comments

🚨 hey just a heads-up to everybody. this is not a big deal, but i really feel like the best place for the cheese grater is the second shelf to the left of the sink, above the plates and bowls. some of you keep putting it in the utensil drawer, and it takes up way too much space there. thanks!

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I think in order to plant your flag there ought be a requirement that your flag feature a plant.

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

Voicemail to text still has a ways to go, but I am here for the entirety of that transition as long as it involves translating messages from our CVS pharmacy about prescription availability