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Mancunian. I'm here for United, cats, entertainment, and food.
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Well, at least we can focus on the league now.

At least we’re saving money on the bbq.

Apologies to any neutrals that had to watch that.

Shocking performance. Imagine not being able to fit Mainoo in your line up too? Poorly managed game, poorly managed season; has to improve.

Didn't really enjoy that match. I don't like the majority of our team; having to listen to Spurs miserable two chants didn't make it any easier.

A reminder that the museum is closed all day for staff training. Please don't turn up today or else you'll feel like this:

Blue Monday is a piece of crap pseudo science originally part of a travel company's press release to sell holidays. Can we all try to avoid rewarding marketeers, using this term, which tries to sell goods by parasiting on the back of real mental health campaigns.

On top of everything else, David Lynch had one of the greatest heads of hair in history.

Shame that Neville is so boring he'll never have a scandal that takes him off air.

For the Reds no longer on Twitter, a link to the Alt MUFC video from yesterday 😄 Just view on browser shouldn’t need to log in x.com/alternativem...

Fair play to T̶o̶n̶y̶ P̶u̶l̶i̶s̶ Mikel Arteta and S̶t̶o̶k̶e̶ C̶i̶t̶y̶ Arsenal - they may not have created many chances from open play, but they really know how to do corners #RoryDelap

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A little nest of waste flakes left behind from the making of a handaxe 480,000 years ago at Boxgrove. It took minutes for an early Neanderthal to make the tool, but hours for us to piece back together the shards. The tool was never found, where was it taken to? #FlintFriday #AncientSky 🏺

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

I registered quite a few years ago now and it was incredibly straightforward to do. Please do consider it.

100% unbeaten so far....

We're all optimistic at the start of the season for a reason, there are good players there. Hopefully Amorim unlocks them 🤞

Slight increase in odd followers this week, instant block for those accounts that seem to re-post nothing but motivational slogans. Once blocked though they do actually disappear, which is nice.

Good morning

For anyone who doesn’t already know him - this is Duncan. @duncanq99.bsky.social Regular contributor to and seller of @rednews.bsky.social on Sir Matt Busby Way 🇾🇪 Definitely worth a follow.

Is there a Bluesky starter pack out there for independent venues? If yep, ping it my way and I’ll share it Tim x

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

Hey Bluesky people, say hi to Bonehead 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/bone...

Do you use Discovery, Following or both? 🤔😊🤣

It does seem nicer over here, so let's try this opinion out. If a company or organisation wants to offer working from home or a 4 day working week, and they can show productivity is the same or better, then I have no problem with that. Do whatever works for your employees; choose life.