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twisterqueen.bsky.social
Cookie lover. Ex-everything. EMDR/IFS stan. ✨Relentless Feminist Buzzkill✨ Maybe atheist, but I love Jesus. Mom to 7. 🐻 FTP ⚫ ETR 🏳️‍🌈 She/her
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He also has VERY STRONG feelings about being called a liar.

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Underrated skeet, right here.

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i read this & got my virginity back as a side effect

submitted 13 hours ago • 43 comments

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂

submitted 12 hours ago • 93 comments

You ever been bearing your soul to someone, fragile, teary, vulnerable, and then they literally start snoring? 🫠

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

OK, the report is now fully in major media. Media must get an extensive White House response; Congress must investigate (even if it's a minority report); DOJ and the FBI must investigate; the CIA must issue a report on what it knew about this and when.

submitted 2 days ago • 455 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 2 days ago • 302 comments

obsessing over the epstein files when you still "watch the little ones!" at the family function bc that uncle is always there real story on epstein is all the people who enabled him and increased his influence bc he was valuable to them despite knowing who he was & what he did

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My cringe take for the day: I really want to be friends with @petebuttigieg.bsky.social. He just seems like such a solid dude, and has all the earmarks of a Light Triad personality. He’s also intelligent and knowledgeable, without being unapproachable. 10/10 likeable public figure.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Y’ALL. Eat your veggies, take your vitamins, wash your hands. Whatever is rampaging through my house (and office) right now is NOT to be trifled with. I have been laid low these many days. 🤧🤒😵 Seriously, I haven’t felt this bad since the first time I got Covid in 2020. Do not play.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Into the Mystic is my favorite song, ever ever ever. It just speaks to my heart in a million tiny ways. I just found out that Van Morrison and I have the same birthday, and I just … 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Post a female character that you love!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Wrapping up my posting spree with this shit news, because why not. What in the goddamn fuck, man?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Speaking of Black History Month (🖕FOTUS), this documentary was amazing. I highly recommend it. I’m sad to say that I wasn’t familiar with James Baldwin before this year, and what a loss. Getting a glimpse of the world thru his eyes, his beautiful writing, bearing witness to Martin Luther King Jr’s,

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

If you never watched this with your homies, clustered around a gigantic PC in the middle of the living room, in 2004, after laughing your asses off at Homestar Runner dot Net, have you even lived??? (If you weren’t old enough to be online in 2004, please don’t answer. I already feel old.)

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

It’s the Axis of Evil, 2.0! Russia, China, The US… this feels like the beginning of that “End of Ze World” animation video from 2004.

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Happy Black History Month! (There should be a folding chair emoji. wtf.)

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Crush (the sea turtle) voice: Do you HAVE your apocalypse buddy?

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Apparently, if you point out to some people that they’re supporting Nazis, and people who want to ally with Nazis, they get pretty mad about it. Who knew? 🫠

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If you are just now hearing about Curtis Yarvin and the Techno State he and Musk and Thiel and Vance want to build, WELCOME TO THE PARTY I WAS SCREAMING FROM THE ROOFTOPS ABOUT IT 8 MONTHS AGO.

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