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twistfirebeard.bsky.social
late 40 something GenX. Washington, DC area. He/Him. Bear. Versa Top. (6'7" 300lbs) Bi/Demi sexual. Into long walks off of short docks. This might get NSFW from time to time. He/Him (oh, and per the other 1/3 - He / Him / Daddy. idk why tho.)
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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.

Thank fuck it’s Friday.

OK. New Followers: This is an ADULTS ONLY space, also I don't want family following me - so if you're related to me, (Other than by marriage.) then unfollow. ;-) I'll create a SFW account later. <3

So, Inauguration weekend is 1/20/25. MAL Weekend is 1/20/25. This is going to be fun. I don't want to be anywhere NEAR DC that weekend.

*goes to get in bed* Oh. Someone covered my side in plushies.

How many more years until retirement? *checks* oh. No retirement for me.

And here’s my fursona. After 20 years I finally have a ref sheet. Thank you babe! @ardenai.bsky.social

Weekend in Atlantic City

Oh good. My DM's aren't flooded. Not that I'd actually expect to be DM'd here.

I’ll start posting here more I swear, here’s my comm sheet for those interested! Dm me if interested <3

This is 49. Ok then.

This spotter keeps rubbin his dick on my snoot.

moo

As of today, the richest 15 people have $2 trillion. 15 people making the median salary in the U.S. would have to work 2,231,607 years each to get there. Tax. The. Rich.

I'm seeing people suggest using Signal and on the one hand, yes (ideally with disappearing messages) but on the other hand it is DEEPLY IMPORTANT to understand that "online security" is only as good as the people you communicate with and even Signal can't protect against a recipient screenshotting.

Defloofed!

Anyone who has had dialysis, a friend of mine's partner had some questions about it. (1/?)

This is my specific variation of a praise kink 🥴

Tminus 2 months till I turn 49

The devils lettuce.

Goes back to sleep.