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The 20 most penalized NHL players of all time… a picture thread with alt text …

"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

Lex Fridman brain … talk it out with the person stabbing you to death

‘Cause, Sheeeee’s deceiving me Hazmat security

I miss @nocontroller.bsky.social

C’mon Villa

I love crows … so interesting and they make silly sounds If people had crow values, we’d have a just world

If universal health care were a thing I could find another low paying job except one that doesn’t make me want to kms

Arsenal are being punished for continuing to employ Player X

Arsenal frustrated

Hakeem has A-Rod physiognomy and vibes

That piping hot bowl of Quaker Oats isn’t going to fuck itself, son! Stick your pecker in there!

Dennis Purina

It's consistently remarkable to me how many folks out there simply refuse to believe it is possible that a dumb person could simply fall upwards and find success through wealth and connections - A thing that is constantly happening right in front of us all the time

De Niro shouting into his wire: “SERRANO’s GOT THE DICKS… HE’S GOT THE DICKS!” *Federal agents surround and apprehend a surprised Dennis Farina who is revealed to be carrying a small bag of penises, which Yaphet Kotto takes from him* Scene

Good things might come to those who wait, But not to those who mastur-bate We gotta go for all we know Juuust the two of us

Hakeem has A-Rod physiognomy and vibes

The grey hair on Crosby reminds me of the old photos of Henri Richard winning his 11th cup in Montreal and looking like somebody’s grandpa

McDavid! After a frustrating night of bounces and mishandles … seals it for Canada in a victory that has to feel fabulous for them Bill Guerin get fucked

The best players from the 1980 team were Neal Broten, Dave Christian, Mike Ramsey, Ken Morrow Those guys were all very good and you could maybe even argue Broten was near-great but let’s be serious here In 1980, there were only a handful of notable Americans (Reed Larson, Paul Holmgren, etc)

Can we stop comparing the modern Team USA of NHL superstars from an America that is undeniably a hockey power to the 1980 US Olympic team of college guys, featuring 5 or 6 guys who went on to good NHL careers and a bunch who never made it there at a time when there were like a dozen in the league?

McDavid pressing too much, trying to do something flashy … needs to chill and play it simple

Movies you’ve watched more than six times gifs only

Canada stuns US at start of third period by starting a ghost line of Bob Probert, Gino Odjick and Clark Gillies against the Tkachuk boys

Walter Scott’s novel “Rob Roy”, a fictionalized tale of the famous Scottish folk hero was a big success… less successful was his fictionalized tale of a hockey enforcer, “Rob Ray” #hockeyjokes #icyresponse

2-2… on an assist from a guy called Mitch. That’s like a guy from my parents’ day… need a Butch, a Rick, a Paul and a Randy to really get a vintage feel to this Canada lineup

The Soviet Union went, in one decade (50s vs. 60s) from getting smashed by amateur and semi-pro regional Canadian hockey teams to being too good for teams of amateur Canadian all-stars to even compete with, ultimately setting up the legendary 1972 Summit Series. Pretty amazing

C’mon Canada, gotta bail out this choking dog in net and score your way to victory Spear a Tkachuk while you’re at it … it doesn’t even hurt that bad anymore with the lighter sticks

I can’t get over how old Ray Ferraro looks … man I’m so old now, all the young grown ups from my adolescence are old as shit … I’m friggin DEAD

The lady doing these interviews has HR vibes

This goalie can’t do it