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Just got out of jail. Only forty four left to go to catch John Lewis’s record. Remember - peaceful civil disobedience. Don’t comply in advance.

submitted 4 days ago • 203 comments

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 2874 comments

Hillary’s emails is why all of these planes keep crashing.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If I were dead, how would I cash a social security check?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Chris Murphy: "My prediction is that if you vote for Kash Patel, more than any other confirmation vote you make, you will come to regret this one to your grave."

submitted 3 days ago • 739 comments

Tell me again why we are paying fed taxes right now????

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We've gotta be able to talk like grown ups, without 1,733 bots and trolls crashing the damn party. Shit is "surrus" out there.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

submitted 5 days ago • 5974 comments

Dear DOGE, Please release Donald Trump’s tax returns. Thanks in advance

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 5 days ago • 8246 comments

“The Supreme Court has learned their lesson.” -Susan Collins (probably)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

He who writes this is a fucking nimrod.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I’m having great difficulty right now seeing how our political system doesn’t devolve into violence.

submitted 7 days ago • 6491 comments

Under no circumstances should Democrats work with Republicans for the next two years. This might be a hot take and a Valentine's Dinner solo with bourbon take. But F them. They don't give a damn about democracy or the constitution. So figure this shit out alone. DO NOT HELP THEM. PERIOD

submitted 8 days ago • 281 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

submitted 9 days ago • 3234 comments

Hey google, this one’s for you.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

But, but, Biden was old!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

submitted 10 days ago • 3643 comments

Is there a Gulf of Putin yet?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The California Ocean The New York Ocean

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

All US military action will now be hand-to-hand combat

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Gulf of Mexico

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

submitted 14 days ago • 1489 comments