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I was promised a poorly rendered flying car - there's still time I guess.
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I built a Playstacean!

The argument is pretty sound, honestly. #woolievs #supereyepatchwolf #vswolves #kendricklamar #earthbound

My wife wants us all to have Life 360 on our phones, I don't want it as she'll find out what I'm doing while walking the dog, there's an amazing little pastry shop that makes the most delicious cakes and I don't want her coming with me.

OPM, Nov '97. Incredible cover.

dude this looks so good youtu.be/HdzIwQhYABQ

Xbox 360 recompilation is a thing, leading to this - an absolutely superb PC version of Sonic Unleashed. John and Alex share notes in today's video: youtu.be/vjgt7PlLtEo

In today's issue of Regional Boxart Comparisons: Silent Hill 2 For #Playstation 2 The two covers have very different styles here. The U.S almost comes off as a slasher like Saw while the EU is a little more subtle and mystic, with most of the box simply all black Which do you prefer? U.S < > EU

"To Order Doom: Call 1-800-IDGAMES"

It’s 1994. You just dropped $700 on a Panasonic 3DO Interactive Multiplayer and are ready to experience the next generation of bleeding edge entertainment. You pop in Dennis Miller’s That’s News To Me and as joke after theoretical joke lands with a thud, you think “this is it. The future.”

Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my

i know doom 3 has its fans but it’s still really funny that doom 2016 opened with doom guy going up to a computer and just punching it

Forgot to mention a new Read Only Memo came out yesterday, focused on @mausimus.bsky.social's awesome new tool ShaderGlass, the launch of @romhack.ing, a cult Artdink fave's fan translation and more!

Heroic Games Launcher v2.16 released with improved Steam Deck / Linux game compatibility #HeroicGamesLauncher #GOG #Epic #Amazon #Linux #SteamDeck

The 80s children's cartoon Ulysses 31 doesn't get enough recognition for its spooky sci-fi weirdness and fantastic incidental music. Truly a mind-bending classic.

My wife thinks I'm a huge fan of the Pet Shop Boys because of how much I play their music on Alexa. Truth is that I'm not that fussed about them, it's just that every time I'm annoyed with her I passive-aggressively play What Have I Done To Deserve This? and it's on A LOT.

You Got Boost Power! 'F-Zero GX' Gamecube

EA don't make me like you

I think more people need to play Katamari Damacy.

just use emulation you weirdos

Official Steam Sales and Fests dates for 2025 https://buff.ly/3EDmrbh

"Picking up “essential” games everyone “must” play is the quickest way to spend a lot of money on a lot of games you won’t play or enjoy, and in time you won’t even remember why you bought them in the first place." kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2024/09/07/t...

UPDATE: PSN services resume after an almost 24-hour outage, but Sony stops short of explaining what caused the downtime. www.eurogamer.net/yes-psn-is-s...

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

Brits of a certain age will be writing fake sarcastic letters to BlueSky as we speak

Tower by Googie (SMB1 Hack).nes

The Video Game History Foundation’s digital library is now publicly available in early access form. The library includes promotional material and more than 1,500 out-of-print magazines. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/the-vid...

My first article for Eurogamer, in which I make my staring at my friend’s profile the problem of serious scientists - www.eurogamer.net/can-a-steam-...

You can tell the Game Gear emulation on 3DS was developed by sickos [complimentary] because they put in a toggle to turn the Game Gear's aggressive ghosting back on.

Fully transparent, can get through railings

We sat down with @remysiu.com and Pinki Li from @sunsetvisitor.studio to talk about their work on one of my favourite games from last year: 1000xResist. Now I finally know where "hekki" came from! (spoilers: it's a typo) Check out the full conversation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5w...

Mohamad El Masri, a writer on Severance S2, compares it to a video game: “It's like a map that you're uncovering; this building, this town, this world...You're just uncovering levels and characters and tools and doors and hallways and bosses.” winteriscoming.net/posts/severa...

Sad, like multiple copies of FIFA 12 in a charity shop

Over 120 hours in to Metaphor ReFantasio, love the game really and the premise and everything but god please actually end now

NEW: EA is slashing its forecast for the fiscal year due to the underperformance of holiday games EA Sports FC 25 and Dragon Age: The Veilguard. EA says the new Dragon Age reached around 1.5 million players, missing expectations by nearly 50%. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...