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I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. My comments are for your liking or lumping.
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When you reskeet yourself, it’s like resurrection from the dead.

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It's time for Americans to take a hard stand. The time for neutrality and both-siderism is over. You are either for Stovetop Stuffing or you are for potatoes. There is no middle ground.

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Kids today don't automatically understand how challenging it was back when everybody was kung fu fighting. It's not until they realize that we all lived in a yellow submarine at the time that they sense how nerve racking it must have been.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I wonder.

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"I know they are screaming INTO me but it feels like they are screaming AT me and it hurts." -The Abyss in therapy.

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getting up to stretch my gregs

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All people matter, unless they square the speed of light, then they energy.

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Cappuccino Doubt

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Q: What’s the root of fair? A: square

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Baked potato is a top tier “low effort, high reward” dinner.

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Idc how many potential relationships it costs me. I choose garlic breath over everything.

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Show me one gif from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

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which cake flavor is the best and why is it carrot cake? also, if you put raisins in your carrot cake, you should go to jail

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Tomorrow should be re-skeeturection day where everyone reskeets their own stuff

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6pm 🎶 sittin’ in the evening sun ☀️ 🎶

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Mmm mmm mmm, you knew the assignment *to my perfect bakery-style muffin top

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Skeet Expert: Your honor, I don’t know what the shit post means. Nobody knows, not even the feds. Prosecutor: The prosecution calls Ham to the stand. *audible gasps in the courtroom Skeet Expert: 👀

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Dr. Steve Brule voice “marshmallow preeps”

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My arugula bolted

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the part of your brain that controls your heart & breathing is called your paulla abdulongata

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