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twosense.bsky.social

I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. My comments are for your liking or lumping.

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i think-- damnit that's problematic out the gate

submitted 37 minutes ago • 1 comment

This is who runs this account

submitted 20 minutes ago • 0 comments

Her: I like sensitive men Me: The sun gives me hives and I can't eat spicy food Her: Not like that

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Is it too much to ask that the leftovers fit into the bowl I choose to store them in? Sheesh

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

boi yint boi yin see

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

What part of “hollah pain yo” did you not understand? *my butt to me

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"The researchers found that in response to the [sound of bees buzzing], the snapdragons increased the volume of nectar and its sugar content and showed altered expression in genes that govern sugar transport and nectar production" ! By @hannahdevlin.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/environment/...

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

My moms puppy thinks she needs to be involved in everything

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You don’t need to eat at 11pm, cat, what you need is a j.o.b.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it once and that better be enough

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I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

I'm wearing shorts. I have no idea who I am any more.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

million dollar idea for a children’s story: frogot the forgetful frog

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Long story short, the cannibals were disappointed that Shepherd's pie contains no shepherds.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Don’t even start with me, Tuesday.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I’m more Lululimoncello.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

@carrionsam.bsky.social Looks like George was giving Frog and Toad a hard time too.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Experimenting with cutting-edge butters for my noodles

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

i spend my evenings scrolling content but never choosing a program to watch

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Always a little better after hanging out with my cat. I think he absorbs the sad.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

I have an itinerary here in California based largely around spending time with some of my favourite beings on earth: Sequoia sempervirens / Redwoods. First stop Muir Woods. This was from this morning’s walk.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

the fart that rang at the end of the universe

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

It cracks me up when I see an ad for a Las Vegas hotel. They supported Trump, and in return, Trump pissed off the Canadians. Now they're struggling for customers.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I live in an oasis of righteousness and generosity. It's not all good. But it mostly is good.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

seductively wipes the marinara dripping down my chin without losing eye contact with you

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

The way to a person's heart is through their blue notifications dot.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I would simply bunt the baby into the bassinet I always keep staged near by because you never know.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

i think-- damnit that's problematic out the gate

This is who runs this account

Her: I like sensitive men Me: The sun gives me hives and I can't eat spicy food Her: Not like that

Is it too much to ask that the leftovers fit into the bowl I choose to store them in? Sheesh

boi yint boi yin see

What part of “hollah pain yo” did you not understand? *my butt to me

"The researchers found that in response to the [sound of bees buzzing], the snapdragons increased the volume of nectar and its sugar content and showed altered expression in genes that govern sugar transport and nectar production" ! By @hannahdevlin.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/environment/...

My moms puppy thinks she needs to be involved in everything

You don’t need to eat at 11pm, cat, what you need is a j.o.b.

If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it once and that better be enough

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

I'm wearing shorts. I have no idea who I am any more.

million dollar idea for a children’s story: frogot the forgetful frog

Long story short, the cannibals were disappointed that Shepherd's pie contains no shepherds.

Don’t even start with me, Tuesday.

I’m more Lululimoncello.

@carrionsam.bsky.social Looks like George was giving Frog and Toad a hard time too.

Experimenting with cutting-edge butters for my noodles

i spend my evenings scrolling content but never choosing a program to watch

Always a little better after hanging out with my cat. I think he absorbs the sad.

I have an itinerary here in California based largely around spending time with some of my favourite beings on earth: Sequoia sempervirens / Redwoods. First stop Muir Woods. This was from this morning’s walk.

the fart that rang at the end of the universe

It cracks me up when I see an ad for a Las Vegas hotel. They supported Trump, and in return, Trump pissed off the Canadians. Now they're struggling for customers.

I live in an oasis of righteousness and generosity. It's not all good. But it mostly is good.

seductively wipes the marinara dripping down my chin without losing eye contact with you

The way to a person's heart is through their blue notifications dot.

I would simply bunt the baby into the bassinet I always keep staged near by because you never know.

Twinkle twinkle little star. little star: don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mother.

Me, who’s never handled a single thing well... “I can take it”

George Washington never sold cellphones wtf