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Crazy how I have exactly one power fantasy character and it’s this

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

My dad spammed my phone with video calls just to show off that he's been at a protest all afternoon and I love him so much for that

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why the hell FA gotta tell you when someone unfaves your stuff

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Love how we’re in an era of unprecedented amounts of cruelty that is also never directed at any of the people who actually deserve it

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Does it make sense to say that I’m not scared of big big spiders or small small spiders but I’m scared of big small spiders or does it sound like I’m having a stroke

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Oh sure yeah it’s totally okay when people put their zodiac sign and other stupid shit up on their dating profiles, but when I say that I want to make you so fat you won’t be able to move without my help it’s “weird” and “totally unacceptable” Needless to say I’ve been banned from Christianmingle

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about him

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Really old spice? Fucking AI art on your bottles?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so over folks lmao

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

(1/2) Day 19: Quarantine "Quarantine Recovery" After catching the inflation virus, Jerry entered a special quarantine chamber for about three months. Eventually, he could walk again, but he was still contagious. So he started to eat. A lot. Anyway, he made a full recovery. #FeBlueberry2025

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I FUCKING LOVE HIDEOUSLY FAT MEN

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The best part about being alive is the usually mild but ever present feeling of frailty

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I miss Battlebit

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Would you be his valentine

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes I think about the WOAH you spelled Garfield really wrong guy. What’s he doing right now? Is he okay? Does he still get DMs over it

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

One frozen pizza that doesn’t taste like ketchup on toast when it’s cooked, that’s all I’m asking

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I redrew this from an old piece because it was my most favorited on FA and I HATED IT, the old drawing has the most favs out of any so this is to direct traffic away from that one lol CW for: inflation and extreme flatulence

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

This is what being straight edge at any metal concert feels like btw

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you IRS for taking 3/4ths of my tax return to pay for an “overdue balance” you literally never notified me of at all throughout 2024, I love you so much (:

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Getting forklift certified so I can legally haul the immeasurably large mass of lard I call a friend from the couch to the bed

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I have the opposite of demand avoidance, if I’m told to do something there’s a good chance I’m thinking OH THANK FUCK FINALLY SOME MOTIVATION

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

IT’S FAT FUCK FRIDAY FELLAS

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

It doesn’t happen often, but every time I see furries co-opt extreme metal styles while also thinking extreme metal is cringelord shit I get really confused & sad, like how do you not notice the schism here

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Life hack: unironically tell the person making your food “just fuck my shit up” when they ask how much you want, there’s about a 65 percent chance they’ll think it’s fucking hilarious and give you extra

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Look I’m not saying you’re fat or anything, I’m just saying that I can hear your gut sloshing over the sound of the front door when you come back from lunch

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submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Is anyone getting really shitty discord streams too? Like..I literally can’t get it to stream at 60fps regardless of what I do, and this is with a good LAN connection and a rig that’s been able to handle it before without an issue, like…what the fuck, lmao

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think his prize is more food

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

After months of begging my GP for ADHD meds I finally got a prescription, but somewhere out there a finger on the monkey’s paw curled because it’s an SNRI and SNRIs only exist to drive me insane

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

The end goal of any relationship is to know exactly what kind of food the belly wants just by listening to it

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

I can only sing when I put on a fake country accent, like it’s seriously the only way I can carry a tune decently. Is that weird? Lmao??

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

My scale says, "Err," when it means error, but it feels like it's saying, "Err, I don't know what to tell you, fatty. Go eat a salad or something."

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

In which burrows are we to hide when a black sun is allowed to shine youtu.be/WLTQVP4z3B0?...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

It’s toO FUCKIN COLD!!! AAAAAAAAAA

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

CW: Giant Gut (Fast-Food Place-Sized), Object Vore Do you have any idea how hard it was to avoid McDonald's jokes? Commissioned by @twotonpossum.bsky.social #Fatfur #FurryArt #Vore

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment