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twotothefifth.bsky.social
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Sorry smol beans, you must be happy.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

hey it's also ok if you're autistic and you haven't accomplished shit

submitted 3 hours ago • 16 comments

If you want to know what kind of guy I was, I was at a wedding where guests were invited to toast the bride and groom. As I knew both, I went up to give one. Afterwards, when I got back to the table, I learned they nearly bet on whether I'd give an inappropriate speech.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

That fucking worm died of starvation after eating the whole larder.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

One of the things I love about cats and dogs is that they make it clear that they like me, even when I don't like me.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Once again, appeasement only encourages them to demand more.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

It's not quite "let them eat cake," but it's in the same neighborhood.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

I cannot repeat enough that EVERYONE sent to El Salvador was sent without due process and we should not be focusing on just the one guy.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

I would say what incident I only barely avoided, but I don't want more Discourse on me.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

NO ONE should be sent to El Salvador, you baby-brained losers. My God.

submitted 2 days ago • 88 comments

Per NPR’s Steven Inskeep: “If I understand this correctly, the US president has launched a trade war against the world, believes he can force the EU and China to meet his terms, is determined to annex Canada and Greenland, BUT IS POWERLESS BEFORE THE SOVEREIGN MIGHT OF EL SALVADOR. IS THAT RIGHT?”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Finally it’s this guy’s time to shine

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

I swear, this is a dog.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Maybe it's mage, but I have enjoyed literally every single parody I've seen in this vein.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Me, trying to maintain a positive attitude

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We need to just start reply to "I use ChatGPT to" with "damn, skill issue, wild horses could not pull that from me." Just wrinkle your nose and turn away type shit

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

This is how you die from 1000 Needles.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

God damn it brain, stop worrying about whether you did the right thing in high school. It was 32 years ago! The other party probably doesn't even remember you!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

I have seen shitposts you would not believe. I have seen trolls rain fire on politicians for trying to post through it. I have seen Waluigi hentaiglitter in the dark at midnight's gate. All of these poasts, lost, like tears in the rain. It's time to delete.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Saw lots of lazy dunking on this guy, which fair, because he's obviously racist and dumb. But also this exists! It's called Star Trek. It's very popular!

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments