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πŸ”ž *The* jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring). https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyorQq5VXP3uCuRH4ZABY7FMqFwwBX447pj-GMCMOM8/edit
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After some consideration and helpful advice, I've settled on @artistree.bsky.social as my new primary platform for accepting commissions for my artwork. I am once again #OpenForCommission/#commissionsopen and would be incredible grateful for your support, eve just RTs πŸ’› artistree.io/hitsujimusume

Legends Z-A Hex Maniac design πŸ’œβœ¨ #pokemon #nsfwart #nsfw

Emma badonkers repost from β€˜21

πŸ“Œ Twin robot maids stumble onto an article about "collaborative cunnilingus" after being ordered to research natural remedies for a bedridden housewife...

I like Silent Magician🀀

πŸ“Œ Disoriented Ashley Graham stumbles into an ornate castle bedroom. There's...lingerie laid out on the bed? And a tiny, sheer nightdress? It...wouldn't hurt to try them on...and maybe take a nap... As her exhaustion catches up, Ashley fails to notice the clicking of two sets of heels...

In Nerissa's Dream In hindsight, the poll title might've been misleading, but oh well, it is what it is #nsfw #futanari #depravencrafts #shiorinfix #hololewd

The person who decided this should be comically high resolution is a genius.

Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

πŸ“ŒπŸ“ŒπŸ“Œ Wives of human supremacist senators getting blackmailed after they overindulge on Asari porn.

Foreign tongues 6/8

Foreign tongues 7/8

...I am once again collaborative-cunnilingus-brained.

πŸ“Œ Miranda sheepishly describes "Embracing Eternity" as "It feels like two starving Asari eating your pussy at the same time." When she sees the look on Oriana's face, she regrets being so frank.

πŸ“Œ Sabrina PokΓ©mon blushing deeply after she lifts her arm too high and accidentally flashes the naughty Fighting-Type logo tattooed on her pale armpit.

Dawn x Cynthia

I havent posted a lot of Mats art here yet

πŸ“Œ The slinky silk dress you made your fiancΓ©e wear to this party is so figure-hugging you can essentially see the outline of her cute belly button through it. And you can *definitely* make out every detail of the brat's hand that's sliding into her tiny black thong...

πŸ“Œ A female director whose trademark is barely-not-explicit double oral scenes. Her other trademark is using her clout to cast a celebrated lesbian actress alongside a pair of hormonal young men...

πŸ“Œ A meek fiancΓ©e thinks it's pretty reasonable when her future wife says porn doesn't count as sex. Since it's just acting, hanging onto two boys' heads as they devour both her needy holes isn't actually out of character...

πŸ“Œ The sluttiest, most blowjob-coded stewardess on the plane casually unzips a rich patron as she breathily explains that she was the first boy to attend a certain exclusive flight attendant academy...

πŸ“Œ A straight goth girl recieves a "Free Use" amulet from her witchy aunt. Unfortunately, the suggestibility spell only works for girl-girl scenarios, and she can't even use it to get her own pussy eaten... It's definitely more of a corruptive voyeur spell...

πŸ“Œ A misogynist society where lesbian marriage is heavily frowned upon. Lesbian sex is quite popular on the silver screen, though, and dismissing it as aromantic means that even daytime soap operas feature a surprising amount of *heavily* implied casual cunnilingus.

πŸ“Œ After getting sprayed in the face with some experimental gas, a scientist wakes up and learns her digestive system has warped into an egg incubator. If she wants her much-needed nutrients, she's gonna have to acclimatise to the taste of ovipositor...

this is like 10 years old. man, i was so bad.

πŸ“Œ In an act of uncharacteristic vengeance, a meek nerd girl sneaks a pinch of itching powder into the white lace thong of a bully cheerleader. Six public, screaming clitoral climaxes in a row later, the poor cheerleader is too busy chasing yet another high to wonder what's wrong with her.

Officer Jenny

Journals of the Hunter 22/30 G-G-Ghosts! www.patreon.com/InCaseArt

Happy Valentine, folks! I know we're 3 days away from 14 February. But, hey, I'm celebrating this early! Go out there and spread some love! ---

πŸ“Œ A science-minded SCP researcher is reassigned to the demonic wing of the facility. As two imps with studded, foot-long tongues slide down her shorts and pull her panties aside, she trembles and cooly explains that sex magic is a silly superstition...

sometimes a position is more about the vibe than the mechanical and physical feasibility. sometimes it's about the feeling. anyway never doubt me

Made a part 2 to my Hex Girls Halloween piece!

πŸ“Œ Executive Producer Diatha starts leaning on the inexperienced director in the middle of a gruelling shoot. It's supposed to be a family-friendly movie, but the girls are both legal... Maybe when the babysitter passes out in bed, they could slide down her little shorts andβ€”

πŸ“Œ A biology professor seeks to prove that two mouths don't actually feel better than oneβ€”it's purely psychological. Her research backs this up, though repeatedly hooking straight moms up with duos of college girls adorned with naughty tongue studs is mildly unscientific...

πŸ“Œ A bored lingerie model agrees to play with your dickβ€”if she gets to eat out your naΓ―ve girlfriend right after. You barely last twenty seconds. Your girlfriend also barely lasts twenty seconds, but she does it eight or nine times in a row...

πŸ“Œ Your orally fixated goth gf keeps making "bi blowjob" bets with cute guys. Lucky for them, you usually don't last long. It would be pretty humiliating if a straight boy had to awkwardly work for your load.

πŸ“Œ A double-or-nothing bi blowjob bet goes humiliatingly wrong for you. Your bratty goth girlfriend suggests you could wager "film rights" to potentially keep from having to blow her hung friend, and you double down without thinking...

πŸ“Œ A starstruck realtor gets enough clout that she can start hanging out at social events with her favourite movie star. She's eager to talk about charity, but the bored, decadent European actress is much more interested in a *daughter swap*...

πŸ“Œ An indie starlet does a "sellout" intense kissing scene with a serious actress specifically so she can edit it into a gif alongside some hardcore pussy licking.

Mental reconditioning via mind melting sex applied over multiple sessions, watching as the subject slowly accepts the conditioning, almost to the degree that acknowledging and accepting the conditioning is orgasmic in a way.

πŸ“Œ A bratty rival businesswoman convinces you to narrow down applicants by having potential interns do thorough "oral exams." As soon as she's done baiting you, she contacts an oral-obsessed goth camgirl and hands her a prewritten resume and a blank check...