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Cowboys, Red Sox, SA Spurs, and Bruins fan. Yeah, we’re definitely outside the box now, huh? 👀 You always have to know if the juice is worth the squeeze 🍊 It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it. 💙💙💙 Allergic to MAGA

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To those whose mothers are watching from heaven, may your memories bloom brighter today. And to every woman who is connected to her children not by blood, but by her heart and soul. To all mothers around the world, this is your day. And from my heart to yours - I honor you.

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William Ross Wallace wrote: The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. These words are poetic+ a reminder that true leadership does not always come from podiums/palaces, but from the gentle guidance of a mother's voice, the warmth of her touch+the strength of her steadfast love

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The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline

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Hmmm I think I may be allergic to Red Dye 40. What the fuck? 😝

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pope this pope that. the catholic church would've executed me 200 years ago for the things I want to do to you.

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Lol 😂 😆 🤣

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😂🤣🔄

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It’s like a panel at a dry vagina convention.

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Blessed are the mememakers

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Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

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Pope Sausage III 😂

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I am seen

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My office for a few hours in Austin Texas 🤩

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😂😂😂 awesome! MTG is such a shitbag

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When I haven’t seen her in a few weeks…

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🎯

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🤭🤣😂🤣 omg

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Cheers everyone 🍻

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Breggy Bomb No. 200 💥

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Who did this? 🤣

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Quote with an animal that is you 🐻

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To those whose mothers are watching from heaven, may your memories bloom brighter today. And to every woman who is connected to her children not by blood, but by her heart and soul. To all mothers around the world, this is your day. And from my heart to yours - I honor you.

William Ross Wallace wrote: The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. These words are poetic+ a reminder that true leadership does not always come from podiums/palaces, but from the gentle guidance of a mother's voice, the warmth of her touch+the strength of her steadfast love

The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline

Hmmm I think I may be allergic to Red Dye 40. What the fuck? 😝

pope this pope that. the catholic church would've executed me 200 years ago for the things I want to do to you.

Lol 😂 😆 🤣

😂🤣🔄

It’s like a panel at a dry vagina convention.

Blessed are the mememakers

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Pope Sausage III 😂

I am seen

My office for a few hours in Austin Texas 🤩

😂😂😂 awesome! MTG is such a shitbag

When I haven’t seen her in a few weeks…

🎯

🤭🤣😂🤣 omg

Cheers everyone 🍻

Breggy Bomb No. 200 💥

Who did this? 🤣

Quote with an animal that is you 🐻

"Susie, you need to look at the big picture...one day your children will have six pencils."

✨WHEEZING✨

Don’t make me come over there and smack the stupid off your face.