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There’s no way elegant way to get out of a glute drive machine

Nobody just casually sends nut vids anymore 😔

mental health hitting 0 today ooop

hi

you ever like accidentally go out commando?

I wish camera phones existed when I saw Dolly Parton cos I wish I had photos and videos 😭

I can’t believe they killed off Martin in #EastEnders 🫠

Guys that send videos longer than a minute >>>

it’s chest day

What’s the gayest sport, and why is it rugby?

oh so pretty 🥹🥰

It’s all ‘omg just wait for For Good’ but what about Thank Goodness?! It’s like Top 3 in the whole musical.

DMs are open for the proper nudes 👀

the lighting in the spare room is 👌🏼

DMs as empty as my bank account 🥹

just trying to wash the hangover away that’s all 😩

Tell me. How much is too much?

is this golden hour? ☀️

Feel like pure shit just want them back x

Who has seen Babygirl. We need to talk.

Engagement does seem a bit worse over here than over ‘there’ right?

I said it “over there” but if any of my American friends need cheering up on this hellish day…. Let me know 😉

let’s gooooooo

on Wednesdays 💖

We really doing alts on here too? Idk if I have the energy. But… I want (need) attention

Had a load of dreams last night that were SO fucking dirty and horny I’ve woken up like 😳😳😳

X really is a ghost town for replies now, huh? 😔

I’m so obsessed with The Traitors that I’ve just got home from a close and I’m having to watch it because I won’t settle otherwise 😭

solo nights in 👌

What does one do when your husbands away with work and you’re home alone?

‪Sure, sex is great and everything but have you tried closing your eyes and imagining you’re living during a different era as a brief respite from being scared about everything all the time‬?

Missed #fcf AGAIN, people are gonna start thinking it’s small 😔

Anyone fancy a candy cane?