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From Detroit. Rep the 313 forever. Currently in the alternate universe that is Phoenix. Here for jokes and a good time. Sun: ♋️ Moon: ♈️ Rising: ♍️
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most of you need to either start going to church or stop going to church, but whatever you're doing isn't working.

Gotdamnit. That episode.

The last of us hurt my heart and pissed me off

Joel a G. Told Abby to shut the fuck up with the revenge talk and just make it shake.

Reading yall wrestling posts like

Rosemary be smelling so good when it's cooking

Getting away with increasingly wild things is part of the game. They will be emboldened until they're stopped and not a moment sooner.

Hot take: this is right up there with that self deprecating dude from earlier this week. A self fulfilling prophecy that is used as a justification for making yourself miserable.

One thing I've learned from my single years, never trust a man who brags on his dick to be good in bed. But if a man brags about loving to eat pussy, more likely than not that mouth will do what needs to be done.

Fair enough 😂

🤣🤣 I can't strangle the lady at Ulta

I hate when BW who are fitness influencers use that statistic that BW are the most obese knowing that the BMI doesn't take into account muscle mass vs fat. When I was 175lbs I was obese, but nobody looked at me and thought that. Even now when I tell people I'm close to 200lbs they don't believe me

Passive aggressive people can be so annoying at times

preachers use to build trap doors in their basement floors to house and sneak people out of plantations

Morning y'all I need a six piece 🚬🫩

Since when do I have a child? What kind of scamming they doing over on Twitter?

What in tarnation

My girl said "Your body ain't forget me” OMGGGGG

"He did NOT whoop my ass! He just got lucky! I'm gonna put that out there before you report he whooped the dog shit out of me!"-The FBI deputy director...on Twitter.

Could've easily just said happy Easter to all...instead opts to find the time to still blame Joe Biden. Biden must have the illest condo rent free in Trump's head.

How is this possible?

Every church sermon on 4/20:

the older i get the more i can clearly see the rituals/traditions specific to my family/region. being Black is amazing.

Boy shit Boy shit Boy stuff Boy stuff: Drugs Guns Bitches Money Yeah! boyboyboy shit -Nigga shit -Boy shit -ManManMan Nigga what? YEAH Guns BOW BOW

Never dated one, but the ones I knew were always a good time as friends/acquaintances.

Damn, why yall hate Taurus? All the Taurus folks I know cool

If ever there was a better display of ying & yang...

Her logic is exactly why they wouldn't let white women have jobs outside the home for eons, ol' casserole brain ass lady.

My mother really do be randomly taking care of kids in her neighborhood while she's disabled and on a fixed income. There have been a number of times when I've gone home and stayed with her where some kids would randomly pop up, knocking at the door and just be there. Once a girl was randomly

Why he look like an Indian Ronald Isley

My sister was the one who called me to tell me about all the shit with my mom and her neighbors. When I called my mom and she told me the man and at least his 9yo niece were there, she told me the man said something about how that's his house, and his niece was like "if that's your house, then why

This was so mothafuckin good, I could listen to this all day honestly

I wanted to go for a walk/run, but it's getting late, and I don't want to go to the grocery store too late, so it's probably a wrap on that.

Big Sandals when the Angel rolled that stone out the way:

The chickens

That really is futures music lmaooo Dumb toxic boy shit on a great beat

Yall play so, so much. Lol