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Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
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Does that fan behind the Kings bench have a lid on his plastic beer cup?!

Alright KC friends, where do you get fish (for grilling at home) around here? My boys will actually eat fish and I need to take advantage of this opportunity.

well we're great again no doubt about it now

I really don't need ANOTHER Royals hat, but these new tricolors are pretty sweet.

I need to go to the library more often. Everyone is always so happy and cooperative there.

@browns draft Will Howard too

Good value pick for Cleveland, getting a 3rd round QB in the 5th.

Might be overthinking the “Politics cost Shedeur Sanders a first round bonus” when “he takes a boatload of drive-killing sacks” is right there

The only real problem with that last tweet is that there's no way Trump would spell Shedeur correctly. Probably more like DRAFT SHREDDER

DRAFT SHEDEUR

So, about that second point...

One thing I've often thought is that I don't have enough salmonella in my life.

Movies you've watched more than six times ("Hard Mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR ... actually, that's not hard mode for me at all)

Could the Chiefs be so lucky as to snag their QB of the future by picking Shedeur Sanders at 63?!

Welcome to the resistance (checks notes) ... NFL owners!

I missed the bottom step on the back patio and fell and let me tell you, that hurts a lot worse at 41 than it did at 16.

Now if I could make these f****** migraines go away, I STG

Does he have a different Bible from what everyone else has?

It's wild how quickly your kid's interests can change. For years, 8yo hasn't been very interested in sports. He would play them, but mostly just to run around, goof around, and get snacks after. But in the last month, it's like a switch flipped. Now he's competitive and invested. It's really cool!

There ain't even no 200 countries in the whole danged world

Zach Edey is literally a foot taller than Lu Dordt, why is he committing an obvious foul like that on a jump ball in a close game late?!

Did Philly really need to give us a 5th to get Jihaad Campbell? I can't imagine the Chiefs were looking for a linebacker.

"The Buffalo Bills have traded the 30th pick to Kansas City..." [Buffalo spontaneously combusts]

Harbaugh is gonna build the NFL's best running game and have Justin Herbert throwing to three bologna sandwiches.

"My dream pet in real life is a turtle." - 8yo Paging @poopfoot.bsky.social and @rachelyohe.bsky.social

Watch me at my freshman dorm, Marlatt Hall, which was OnlyMans.

YGBSM

Don't think I ever won't be tempted to throw down four laps as hard as I can when I step on a track