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Wokeness ruined nonbinary coffee barista jokes

You guys ever think or say something and realize like omg I’m turning into a bitter old person

That one oomf that’s committed to regressing gay rights

Gonna fall in love this year I can feel it, might be with myself or someone just as beautiful that I've dreamed to share my happiness with.

I have so much empathy for Heinz Doofenschmirtz

You can tell real hoes from the poser ones by who goes out clubbing in the winter

the chokehold that ratchet and clank used to have on video game culture should be studied

In bed laughing so hard I feel like a dead wife flashback

Need to do this again

Like this if you pee sitting down

Ugh the feeling of coming home from school, immediately turning on the family computer and grabbing a snack >>>

The gay energy emanating from every roller rink ever

Like this if you pee sitting down

having the intrusive thought of shaving my head again…

Friends with a girl name Genevivienne

Need to tap into gay guy culture and start posting half nudes on my CFs

I should post mine tbh

He’s giving record scratch “yeah that’s me… you’re probably wondering how I got here”

Need them in a horror comedy

dude itd be so poggers if you put your epic goon stick in my bro hole for the lolz xD

Nothing more stressful than watching someone try to record a concert and constantly running out of storage on their phone

I #luv Costco but #hate how darksided people feel there

on.soundcloud.com/uNy1kun4ywGt...

A SECOND CUNT HAS HIT THE MOTHERGON

It’s been a very woeful week emotionally

Twitter being like LinkedIn for people that like gay sex

That one friend who’s the human equivalent of a sizzling steak platter

I just remembered I don’t have to see ppl I don’t like so I just started unfollowing LOL

Ugh I miss baking so much but I’m on a cut and can’t eat anything carb-y

Twitter being like LinkedIn for people that like gay sex