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Nothing says "small government" like a federal agency demanding private companies broadcast state-approved sermons. Next up: mandatory Sunday school on Netflix and a loyalty oath before logging into WiFi.

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The only thing trickling down is the excuse for why you're not getting a raise.

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Nothing says 'small government' like telling people what language they can speak and who they can love.

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The stock market is just astrology for rich people, and somehow, the stars always align for them.

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Democracy is just a high-stakes reality show where the audience keeps forgetting last season’s plot twists.

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Ah yes, the classic "Make Everything More Expensive" strategy. Nothing says "economic genius" like slapping tariffs on your neighbors while pretending the bill won’t land in your own mailbox.

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Remember, you don’t actually hate Mondays. You hate wage labor. Big difference...

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Ah yes, the classic cycle: deny science, watch chaos unfold, then suddenly rediscover science. Next up—RFK Jr. invents the wheel.

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Ah, the Budapest Memorandum—proof that "guarantees" are just strongly worded suggestions with an expiration date. Sign a deal, give up your nukes, and watch as the fine print turns invisible when it's time to collect. Classic.....

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Ah yes, nothing says "land of the free" like government-mandated language rules. Next up: an executive order declaring apple pie the official breakfast and bald eagles the only acceptable pets.

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Ah, classic government efficiency—spending billions on weather control but forgetting the "off" switch. Maybe they were too busy adjusting the stock market dial or fine-tuning the mind control frequencies. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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When the apocalypse hits, influencers will try to sell you ‘limited edition’ gas masks. And somehow… People will buy them.

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Ah yes, the warrior against the deep state—undeterred by global conflicts, but utterly defeated by some guys with cardboard signs in Vermont. Strong men make strong times… until the Airbnb gets uncomfortable.

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Rise and shine, Space Monkeys. The weekend is here, but the fight doesn’t punch a clock. Stay sharp, stay loud, and if the world wants to burn, at least bring the marshmallows.

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When satire and reality start holding hands, you know the simulation is running out of original material.

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AMANPOUR (with face in hands): “Never have I ever ever ever seen anything like it… the president and VP were taking all the Putin talking points.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGolFp-...

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You are not your job. You are not your bank account. You are not your student loan debt. You are, however, overdue for a nap.

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Respect is a two-way street, but it looks like only one side had to show ID at the door.

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When the puppet masters bicker, the marionettes feel the tug. Today's Oval Office theatrics between Trump and Zelenskyy remind us: in the grand puppet show of politics, it's always the audience that gets played.

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Listen up, Space Monkeys. The system runs on fear—yours, not theirs. But today? Today, the fear runs the other way. Every dollar withheld, every stock ignored, every empty checkout line is a crack in their foundation. Keep pushing. Keep starving the beast. Chaos is the natural order of things!

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When your entire empire is built on vibes and margin loans, a little 'economic blackout' starts looking like a total eclipse...

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Step one: Unsubscribe from corporate nonsense. Step two: Live. Step three: Profit (but, like, spiritually).

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Ever notice how billionaires tell YOU to work harder, while they just ‘let their money work for them’? Interesting...

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Your boss's ‘we’re all a family’ speech hits different when you realize you’re the family dog, not the heir to the fortune...

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