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All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.

submitted 2 days ago • 149 comments

Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.

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You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.

submitted 11 days ago • 332 comments

Not that anyone cares but a bunch of senior doj officials resigning over a corrupt instruction to drop a case was what triggered the Nixon impeachment, and in the Trump era it's just the 2pm scandal of a random Thursday and every day now has ~3 such scandals that would have ended any prior admin

submitted 18 days ago • 147 comments

granted i don't know much about his policies, but at this point president comacho seems like he'd be an improvement.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

submitted 19 days ago • 634 comments

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 23 days ago • 42 comments

There's a massive box set edition coming out Friday for @wilcohq.bsky.social's A GHOST IS BORN. It's one of my favorite albums of all time, so I wrote a lot of words about it and coming to terms with "tortured artist" mythology. uproxx.com/indie/wilco-...

submitted 25 days ago • 22 comments

Remember how Kamala Harris was like “Project 2025 is horrifying and we need to prevent it,” and Trump was like “no that’s not my plan” and the press was like “he said it’s not his plan, and we trust him,so stop lying about it”? So weird that the main author is now in charge of the budget.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE full access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

submitted 30 days ago • 6191 comments

The future Lakers pick owed to the Jazz is near worthless.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

submitted 38 days ago • 812 comments

If Elon Musk serves as de facto president for the next four years, can Trump run again in 2028? This Federalist Society judge says yes.

submitted 71 days ago • 92 comments

Charlie Freak is absolutely a Christmas song. music.apple.com/us/album/cha...

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the only black friday I celebrate

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

You guys aren't going to believe this

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Meanwhile, in Shelbyville www.reuters.com/world/americ...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

There's a reason democracies don't let people who tried coups back into power.

submitted 109 days ago • 1201 comments

Trump choosing a Fox anchor to be Secretary of Defense is my first real "is this a dream?" moment since election day.

submitted 110 days ago • 917 comments

I guess we are going back? 🤷‍♂️

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible! I used this new AI protocol to generate a Garfield cartoon in which he has seven alarmingly pointy human fingers and directs a shockingly racist remark at Nermal.

submitted 519 days ago • 7 comments

Sorry I forget about you guys over here

submitted 530 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone yukking it up at Rep. Lauren Boebert j'ing some guy o at a local production of a Beetlejuice musical. But what if it was a production of Glengarry Glen Ross? Then it's not so funny, right? Or maybe just as funny in a different way. Maybe Bobby Cannavale is playing Ricky Roma. He'd be good.

submitted 534 days ago • 39 comments

to the tune of Eleanor Rigby Beetlejuice handjob Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit Take a vape hit

submitted 534 days ago • 66 comments

Shamelessly borrowed from @cbirebbi on the former bird app.

submitted 542 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"

submitted 572 days ago • 22 comments

here is a picture of me, a 39 year old podcaster. today I dressed like a school shooter and scribbled down notes during the movie about your daughter’s toy doll

submitted 591 days ago • 57 comments

Adding some Radiohead bootlegs to my running playlist, this set from the Bonnaroo festival in 2006 may be the greatest Radiohead concert of all time.

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments