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Oh cool, cast announcements are up! Let’s see… Who am I playing…

with the Big Game out of the way, you know what that means: behold this year's contestant field for the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament, or as I like to call it, the Biggest Game

lol you want to take on Kendrick Lamar? Square up then.

Grand opening. Grand closing.

*Give a thumbs up and shit your diapers if your team is about to lose the Super Bowl*

Hey Harrison Butker, why don’t you get your ass in the kitchen and make me something delicious and nutritious.

With the death of Drake, Mattea Roach has been elevated to the position of top Torontonean

I put together a bar trivia-style game last night for trivia bookclub - resharing the visual round here: How many of these city skyline before-and-afters can you name? #trivia

Based on what I’ve experienced from video game design for female characters, I would expect Bianca Censori’s “outfit” to give her +4 defense and at least half a dozen resistances.

It would have to be someone breaking from the Dems in a major way. There is no faith that this clogged-toilet of a party could get anything done anymore.

Trump cuts the FAA budget, tells federal employees they should quit or get fired, and we’ve now had 2 major aviation incidents in a week. Great time for the Dems to organize a meaningful opposition, and oops nope they’re doing nothing, right on schedule.

Elon Musk is a Nazi. If you pay for a Tesla, you are supporting a Nazi. If you pay for Twitter, you are supporting a Nazi. If you pay for Starlink, you are supporting a Nazi. You. You. You. Take ownership of what you can control.

Everyone’s doing their part!

Saw the AI Coca-Cola commercial for the first time in the wild, and it looks even shittier than it was reputed to.

How are we possibly supposed to interpret this, besides the obvious

The excuses that people are making for Charles Leclerc today are deeply deranged.

The Matt Gaetz dropout timing is perfect, now he can get some cruising done before recess is over.

As much as I would like to see total cranial detachment from young Mr. Paul, alas, he is a young semi-talented professional boxer at this point, and Iron Mike has lived 29 years with some city miles on them since he was last competitive.

A good test, do you see this as one party being rational and the other delusionally tied to the leader in the executive office? Because you should probably see this as two delusional parties.

Back in my day we had “skibidi”, you betcha. It was called “Skip-A-Dee-Do-Dah” and it was from a Disney movie so racist they wouldn’t let you see it, but they had it in the sing-a-long video cassette with the owl.

I’ve got significant beef with Tom Nichols, but credit where it’s due: great write-up and look-forward. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Too busy sending memes to mutuals to get my work done. Very stressful. May need to clock out early.

So tired of this take — JD Vance does not refer to the children as being “Usha’s” because he is trying to foist child-rearing responsibilities onto his wife. He does it because he is a giant cuck, who’s never had sex with his wife, and the kids aren’t his.

Shout out to the guy in the WeWork office down the hall whose lunch appears to be: One (1) giant, greasy portobello mushroom on top of a slice of banana bread.

“I’m working late, ‘cause I’m a Signer” — Sabrina Carpenter (If she were one of the founding fathers)

I’ve loved Dana’s writing and twittering for a decade it seems like. Hope she crushes it on #Jeopardy tonight!

No offense, Ohio, but eating cats and dogs is not as disturbing to me as eating Skyline Chili

God Aaron Rodgers looks old (and stupid) out there.

When you’ve gotten your wife hooked on #F1

I’m not his healthcare provider, so I don’t want to speculate, but I don’t think it’s medically safe for someone to have as dangerously low levels of charisma as JD Vance appears to have.

I’m 31 years old, which means usually when I hear about a streamer for the very first time, it’s for the announcement they’ve been cancelled for harassment, assault, or other sex crimes.

Deutsche Bank financed the construction of Auschwitz. They do not get to have a “brat summer”

The timing here is important too - if the GOP wasn’t in such a prolonged and intense state of disarray, the Dems could have weathered some pushback on Shapiro Right now, Trump/Vance are stepping on their own dicks with aplomb, and Walz is the best selection to extend & intensify that trend

For the first time I can remember, the Dems went with the ✨vibes✨over the electoral map. It *feels* like the right decision, but the election comes down to PA more than any other state. I hope we’re right.