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The man. The myth. The menace. 😈 🏳️‍🌈|♑️|🔴⚫️🟡 SC 🚘 NC 🚘 MD
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If I like you, I’ll trick on you a lil bit fr.

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It’s Friday 😮‍💨

🤫

Just one.

Friday eve 😌

Quiet as it’s kept (most people feel like I’m mean as hell) but this is the kinda person I am when I like you 🤣🤣🤣

Boss made our meeting virtual… immediately took my clothes back off 🤣

I’m really obsessed with this show. And they used my mf song 😭😭😭

💋

I know my meat hates to see me coming on a rainy day 🤣🤣🤣

This rain has me fired up. Real bad. 😩😮‍💨

Randomly got the urge to clean the apt at 12 am 🤣



Full. 😮‍💨

Currently.

Body brought to you in part by lamb chops and doughnuts. I’m stuffed.

Quick pregym shot ☀️

Well damn, I wake up and every body dick is out?! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I’m literally too old to be forgetting sunscreen by the ocean. 😩 I’m cooked.

This is porn. 😮‍💨🤤

repeat after me :

Keep it. ☺️🩵

🚿 🧼

☺️☺️☺️

I literally knew what was going to happen on The Last of Us and it still tore me up 😭😭😭

What the helleberry 😂🌪️

🦁

Charlotte was a timeeee!

🐶

Clocking in

I really cannot stand Ellie.

Popping up in Charlotte today after only telling like 3 people I’m coming 🤣🤣

Took that on down. Good morning 😈😂

Every time I click on twitter it’s really just people being mean to other people.

Famous or Stuttering for me

Somebody just do it! Wtf!

This is so chaotic 🤣

I’m a firm believer in foreplay

Being solely attracted to men feels like a curse sometimes.

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