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Dr. Loomis probably wouldn't want to think of himself as Michael Myers's hype man and yet

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you say you want a new drug, I say you haven't tried anywhere near all the old drugs

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between one guy not paying his contractors and the other guy wanting his lackeys to work 120 hour weeks I'm starting to think they don't want a 51st state, what they want is 40 million slaves

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I've listened to 1984 like a million times over the last 40 years and I still couldn't tell you what "House Of Pain" or "Girl Gone Bad" sound like

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surely there is some app that will regularly send me pictures of Tabitha's hair

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never wanted to read nonexistent novels so much

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well, Get Away is sure off to a dumb start if this island is still a verb

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I choose to believe that this is the iron from Halloween Kills

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starring to suspect that Putin did not actually find his thrill on Blueberry Hill

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watching AKC Diving Dogs on TV and heckling the losers

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you're telling me this is NOT Phoebe Cates in Fatal Games? second-most Phoebe Cates-looking person

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America casting down the Christian god in favour of worshipping weaponry and death would be metal as fuck if it wasn't actually totally horrible instead

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Vandalism Magnets, or Teslas as they used to be called

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impressed/mortified by how well sound from a snowblower travels when it's this cold, even every scrape if that guy's shovel is crystal clear and he's like a block away

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pfft, the US makes plenty enough of their own fentanyl

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I currently do not envy my pilot friend who often has to fly to the States

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Eggers is on the road to self-parody, pedal to the metal

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didn't get to lick the boot, couldn't even sniff the boot

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OOOOHH, that's a Fellini burn

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I've seen that salute before, but I don't know if I've ever seen someone put their whole face into it like that

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I do not wish to faff about, only to faff betwixt

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Christ, which one of you assholes made me want to watch Annette

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me: I dunno man, I just don't think fan tattoos are a good idea. What if it turns out Doctor Who is a rapist? him: uh, it's "The Doctor"

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our Premier in low-dignity mode even by her standards

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on the subject of the floppage of CGI-ape-starring Robbie Williams biopics, I would've thought no thinkpiece would be necessary

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unwilling to concede that hair metal was ever as embarrassing as pop punk

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if any of my ex-girlfriends ever describe me as "the greatest gamer" I expect I will shrivel up, wither away and die

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Vincent Price was right, man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child king long enough

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country music is algorithmically created by the American automotive industry to make people feel better about their truck purchases, prove me wrong

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missing the days when truck guys would express their incoherent rage at the world with an unlicensed image of Calvin urinating on the logo of their less favorite American automotive brand

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playing country music on the radio at work is an act of war

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Dr. Loomis probably wouldn't want to think of himself as Michael Myers's hype man and yet

you say you want a new drug, I say you haven't tried anywhere near all the old drugs

between one guy not paying his contractors and the other guy wanting his lackeys to work 120 hour weeks I'm starting to think they don't want a 51st state, what they want is 40 million slaves

I've listened to 1984 like a million times over the last 40 years and I still couldn't tell you what "House Of Pain" or "Girl Gone Bad" sound like

surely there is some app that will regularly send me pictures of Tabitha's hair

never wanted to read nonexistent novels so much

well, Get Away is sure off to a dumb start if this island is still a verb

I choose to believe that this is the iron from Halloween Kills

starring to suspect that Putin did not actually find his thrill on Blueberry Hill

watching AKC Diving Dogs on TV and heckling the losers

you're telling me this is NOT Phoebe Cates in Fatal Games? second-most Phoebe Cates-looking person

America casting down the Christian god in favour of worshipping weaponry and death would be metal as fuck if it wasn't actually totally horrible instead

Vandalism Magnets, or Teslas as they used to be called

impressed/mortified by how well sound from a snowblower travels when it's this cold, even every scrape if that guy's shovel is crystal clear and he's like a block away

pfft, the US makes plenty enough of their own fentanyl

I currently do not envy my pilot friend who often has to fly to the States

Eggers is on the road to self-parody, pedal to the metal

didn't get to lick the boot, couldn't even sniff the boot

OOOOHH, that's a Fellini burn

I've seen that salute before, but I don't know if I've ever seen someone put their whole face into it like that

I do not wish to faff about, only to faff betwixt

Christ, which one of you assholes made me want to watch Annette

me: I dunno man, I just don't think fan tattoos are a good idea. What if it turns out Doctor Who is a rapist? him: uh, it's "The Doctor"

our Premier in low-dignity mode even by her standards

on the subject of the floppage of CGI-ape-starring Robbie Williams biopics, I would've thought no thinkpiece would be necessary

unwilling to concede that hair metal was ever as embarrassing as pop punk

if any of my ex-girlfriends ever describe me as "the greatest gamer" I expect I will shrivel up, wither away and die

Vincent Price was right, man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child king long enough

country music is algorithmically created by the American automotive industry to make people feel better about their truck purchases, prove me wrong

missing the days when truck guys would express their incoherent rage at the world with an unlicensed image of Calvin urinating on the logo of their less favorite American automotive brand

playing country music on the radio at work is an act of war

whatever conflicted feelings I might have about Jon Nödtveidt at least he isn't currently whining about being canceled

everybody is like "the Clonus horror" but what about the Clonus accomplishment

Hurricane Macho Man Randy Savage

dance flick with martial arts stars, and obviously vice versa

more likely to be super racist: Freddy Krueger or Mary Lou Maloney?