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tyrcasey.bsky.social
I pity the fool who doesn't phone home.
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I done had your dream girl And fucked it up like Udoka

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Canada gets to officially pick one American city to stick the enema in now

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USA vs Canada thoughts: The US is bad USA sports are good There are two Wild players on the US, 0 on Canada Fuck Bill Guerin though Loser of this is going to win Olympic gold in 2026 We can't let Drake feel good Boston should boo the Star Spangled Banner but cheer for Team USA

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In the Great Lakes Republic, we have no kings

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Well @lollardfish.bsky.social was just talking about reclaiming fishing from the chuds. If I had a boat I would get this on a flag.

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"Pilsner thick" is too accurate to be mad at

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Big O is a real great one. All time legendary talent, helped make the players union a reality, still has time to torch this clown. Hero.

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Chris Paul is a future Hall of Famer but when all is said and done I will remember him for trying and failing to find a loophole in the rules of the Kia Skills Challenge

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Chris Paul getting disqualified from the skills competition, dude is really an all world shitheel. Can Draymond somehow top it?

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Happy Valentines Day to this queen. Can't wait to share a juicy steak dinner with you and "talk a little French" to each other at our special spot in the forest. You have my heart to hold and/or eat for nourishment.

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The fuck is the point of having a government controlled by big pharma if they won't even stop this?

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*Dewey Cox's dad voice* Wrong senator leaving

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

So I wonder how much of Jimmy Fallon's SNL time they'll actually show. Because most of his memorable sketches were with him and Horatio Sanz. And if people start Googling him, they might get reminded of who in that cast was allegedly messaging teenagers online to come to the afterparty.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The Wolves ranking is entirely because of the ruling from Monday. Can't really dispute it!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

According to the "NFL leaks the Super Bowl teams in advance if you study the colors of the logo" theory, congrats to Inter Miami and UCLA on making next year's Super Bowl! news.sportslogos.net/2025/02/10/n...

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Pope Francis writing a whole letter saying that even the Holy Father thinks J.D. Vance has bad vibes or is unpleasant to be around.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

WHEN IS THE PARADE?

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Will all the "it should have been Wayne" people be just as upset when next year's Super Bowl halftime isn't "E-40, Rappin 4-Tay and Too $hort present a tribute to Smash Mouth" or will they not care because it was never about Wayne?

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No matter what happens with the Wolves ownership decision I hope someone makes a documentary about how Glen Taylor could own both the greatest women’s pro basketball franchise in world history and North America’s losingest (until a few years ago) pro sports franchise at the same time.

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Nobody makes that type of catch look as perfect as Devonta Smith.

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The commissioner of the CFL is going to wake up to so many voicemails regarding halftime of the Grey Cup from a very not mad Drake.

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Serena was an iconic moment

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I legitimately did a double take

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Iggles have Mahomes looking like playoff Sam Darnold.

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If Kendrick slips in a "big as the what" in at any point, it's basically a televised homicide.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Between Trump and Kendrick this is going to be the most anti-Canadian Super Bowl ever.

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*Glaring in the direction of Eagan* No. Don't even think about it. Not even as a goof.

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This just reminded me of the time in college I tried to convince someone that the NFL didn't rig the season so that teams named the Patriots and Eagles made the Super Bowl to help George W Bush win an election held months earlier.

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