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tysont89.bsky.social
Husband and dad. Golden Girls super fan. Lana Del Rey and Dolly Parton fan, too. Car aficionado, ‘80s and ‘90s culture freak, and classic country music lover. Deconstructing Christian - not sure what all that entails yet, but we’ll find out. LGBTQ ally.
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Going back to the #90s. Y’all need anything? #nostalgia

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

#LanaDelRey ❤️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not surprising. He’s an arse.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mr. Griffin, please. You are the most beloved man in America. You are bright, you are charming, YOU are the anti-Trump. #beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #dorothyzbornak #goldensky #maude #mervgriffin #jeopardy @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social @kenjennings.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Happy #NationalPetDay to this goober. #miniaturepoodle #minipoodle #lana

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Brb I have a new personality to develop. #LanaDelRey #henrycomeon

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

She was filthy with a capital “F” after driving home from the mechanic’s shop in the severe thunderstorm yesterday (performed great, though - even my wipers which never get used lol). That couldn’t last, so she got a clean-up on my lunch hour. #carsofbluesky #blueskycars #weirdcars #90snostalgia

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Tried to get the car home from the shop about 45 minutes away before the line of severe thunderstorms hit. Failed. Ended up driving home the whole time in the storm(s) and the car is now filthy. 🙄 Plus side? It doesn’t need a transmission like I thought it did! #weirdcars #carsofbluesky #blueskycars

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

10/10 would play this video game. #thegoldengirls

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The last selfie you took is you on the outside. The last meme you saved is you on the inside. 😂 Omg.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Dropped off for some transmission work. So nerve-wracking to leave my baby with others. #cars #carsofbluesky #blueskycars #weirdcars #90s

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Post a photo of yourself from a different era: (Does this count? It’s my grandma and I! When I was 16. Which is…now 19 years ago.)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Another day, another #LanaDelRey shirt for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Got a new #DollyParton sticker. It is a true statement for me, so I had to buy it. #dollyismyhero

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when this Barbara Mandrell shirt I bought from her online store for myself would barely fit, and then wouldn’t fit at all? And I had to retire it to the back of my closet? I do. 😞 Well, today, it’s too big. Feels pretty good, I must admit. #weightlossjourney #weightloss #zepbound

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

She might have a little hiccup going on right now that I can’t quite figure out, but we’ll solve it somehow. I love this dumb little car. #carsofbluesky #blueskycars #retro #nostalgia #weirdcars

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently, I’m in my Papaw era since I woke up with a gigantic gray hair sticking out of the side of my head today. #millennial #90s

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Always good to see. 🌪️ Last night was a long night. We came through okay, though. Some to our southwest weren’t as blessed, though. Thinking of and praying for them today. #weather #tornado #severeweather

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Sunbird got some TLC this week and has more coming up! She’ll be in tip-top shape for summertime cruising season. #carsofbluesky #blueskycars #weirdcars

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

New Golden Girls shirt for this Friday. I am steadily collecting them again now that I’m down a few sizes. Will be selling my old “big boy” ones in our upcoming garage sale. 😂 #newclothes #thegoldengirls #thankyouforbeingafriend

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

And here we have @benbrainard.bsky.social basically summing up my entire existence in one post. Thank you, sir. I’m such a work in progress, but I’ve gotten way better. #therapy #menintherapy

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Got my little 1990 Pontiac out yesterday for some diagnostics. Thinking we are going to change the fuel pressure regulator as it might help the rough/stumbling idle and shuddering acceleration issues. It’s a never-ending labor of love with these old cars. #blueskycars #carsofbluesky #weirdcars

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the national security group chat (Posting another because these are my favorite.)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the national security group chat

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Tattoo check . #DollyParton ‘s signature? Still good. 😊 And yes, that is #TheGoldenGirls on my arm as well. #tattoos

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #StPatricksDay! 🍀

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Life of a #sedan driver here in #Kentucky. #blueskycars #carsofbluesky #mazda6

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This is the hail we had here in Owensboro recently. Crazy. #severeweather #tornadoalley #hail

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments