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Having a day of feeling cranky and sorry for myself!!! If anyone is nice to me today I WILL cry!!!!!

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Can we call them “bleets” or “bleats?” I’m tired of skeeting. Bleets make so much more sense! Bleet with me!🐑!🐐!

I refuse to call them skeets, I think it's dumb, and bleet would be a much better term imo

Every so often I remember the white male progressive boss who sat down next to me 2 days after the 2016 election and said "Don't you think people are overreacting any how bad Trump is going to be?" anyway I hope he's having a miserable time rn

This is just one guy's opinion, but I don't think it's good to spray paint swastikas on anything, even if you're making a point about other people being Nazis! Pick another thing to spray paint, please!

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

I mean, sure.

*let the bodies hit the floor voice* LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE, LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCOOOOOORE

in place of a dark lord you would have just some guy! not dark but average looking and mediocre as an ikea desk!

<reading moby dick for the fifteenth time> the whale is a metaphor... for whales

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Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel

People are like "the genie is out of the bottle with AI so we'll all have to live with it." No it isn't. No we won't. That isn't true

Gritty continues to be a real one

A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing

Fun fact: Hans Asperger exuberantly threw children(his patients) into the clutches of the Nazi child euthanasia program, where they were murdered. Which is the kind of thing that happens when fascism is normalized.

One thing I wish people understood: in cities like Los Angeles and Portland where Republicans have no real chance at winning half the people who call themselves "Dems" are in fact Republicans or something even worse, dressed up in friendly colors to trick voters

*seeing titties for the first time* gawrsh

"Look for the helpers." Friend, you are forty two years old. You are supposed to be the helper.

You expect me to be interested in a song that's made by ai. A thing that couldn't care less if someone puts it's heart in a blender

I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way

need to be put in the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

I'm coping with personal stress and despair over world events by getting all het up over minor problems that don't really matter