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Rants and lewds, maybe crafts, always hedonism, NSFW;MDNI, 27 ☭🇵🇭🜬 She/They #1 Sgt Frog/white boy enjoyer Girlkisser Typical hot chip eating bisexual
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✷ TRASH ANIMALS ✷

🔥 In 24 hours, our communities have already raised 1/3rd of the funds needed to free 🏳️‍⚧️ Annie Jump Vicente (she/her) and pay a retainer for a lawyer. Please continue to support & help us reach the $5,000 mark this morning. 💪

Hello Kitty Island Adventure remake on switch should not be 40 fucking dollars, this is littlespace discrimination >:(

Today is a hard brain day

Today, my echolalia has decided that today's repetitive phrase is the way Bella's high school teacher says "the golden onion" in the first Twilight. I don't hate this, though

I want to go to a club, but in 2009

my son my son my son my son

Some personal art I finished over the weekend. Been chugging away at this one for a little while, but I'm pretty content with the end result. #dragon #traditionalart

Wild that I can run into Death Grips at my local Safeway

The Creature

Lawd

Buckle up kids mommy isn't going back to jail

He said, "ur mad hot" but Dostoyevsky said, "...she tortures me with her love... in the past it was only that infernal body of hers that tortured me, but now I've taken all her soul into my soul and through her I've become a man."

Here he is with a hat to make him beautiful

they just be giving joestar birthmarks to anybody nowadays

They said cyberpunk was easy to mod but they fucking lied, I've spent 2 entire days trying to make these jiggle physics jiggley-er

🚗💨 his full name is Baby Driver

If you have enjoyed my ability to bloom into my womanhood, please consider donating to my campaign to leave the country so that I can stay safe and stay on the hormones that have given me a quality of life. (I have no shame about putting my chest to work) gofund.me/03e5f436

two of em

you don't really work there til you get a formal complaint filed against you for literally doing your job impeccably with a smile

debí tirar más foto de cuando te tuve 🎶

I don't want to leave my bubble

Lays miles worth of pipe and immediately passes out: This is 50

Oh my goooooood the saalt disc has been such a game changer for my dysphoria in the weirdest but best way 11/10

if you call yourself a catgirl because you wear cat ears but aren't temperamentally aloof most of the time while occasionally on your own terms curling up in someone's lap, you're actually just larping as a catgirl. hate to be the bearer of truth but it has to be said.

GIT YER FILTHY FUCKIN HANDS OFF MY BEST BOY KABUTO

Violent need for hangouts where I'm kitten and then you make me do your chores and tell me how I'm such a good girl™️ for being so helpful and useful and sittin so pretty and and and and

Cheers to the tiktok ban -slightly- opening up ppls eyes to sinophobia, but I wish they'd understand that xiaohongshu isn't some random social media where you can post your low qual garbo content. They specifically do not want or need our western garbage brainrot, this is THEIRS and u r a GUEST 🦅🤝🇨🇳

He woke up and went straight to work catching up on those biscuits orders :'3

This is the start of my car guy arc

doomed yuri my beloved

Me when endless Outlook inbox

hello, back to drawing