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She/her. I'm that reply girl who shows up in your posts offering encouragement and compliments. Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.

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Now more than ever we need members of Congress to stand up and exercise oversight

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I have unlocked a dubious achievement. I have eaten a Taco Bell Cantina chicken bowl with my hands because I was so hungry and they did not give me a fork.

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DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

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It doesn’t get any more peaceful than blowing bubbles.

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Save these for your panicky friends and family members. I’ve had adult men come to the verge of tearfully screaming in my face denying this could be true.

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As someone who lived in a neighborhood where the rest of the country was convinced was a hellish socialist landscape during the summer of 2020, ya'll blaming the wrong fucking people in LA. Fuck Cops. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

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negotiations with the spider in my bathroom are still ongoing

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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

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My husband does all the time. It's almost like breathing for him.

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I have to take care of my family. I can't let the kids starve.

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Kind of? I think I just want more energy. I've been feeling really sore and tired lately.

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Tired and sore right now. My ankle hurts and I am tired of getting requests for things from people.

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1. I try not to be a dick. 2. I cannot lie. My face gives me away. 3. I'm a friendly person, I'm decent at socializing. 4. I have stamina. I that may not get the gold medal but I'll still be standing. 5. I like to be an agent of chaotic good.

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(,,cont'd) 6. That one Christmas where we tried to teach our kids how to play mah Kong 7. My whole family sitting around a kitchen table making dumplings and my grandma is there to help.

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1. My oldest being born 2. My youngest being born 3. Any random fun conversation between those two. 4. Snuggling with my husband 5. Walking and talking with my sister. (Cont'd)

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Laying on the couch with the dog on my lap. Having a little snooze together.

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Going to bed early

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Meeting my best friend. Waves to @kdc.bsky.social

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The oligarchy. We need less billionaires and more care for each other. We shouldn't be treating people like things.

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John Oliver and cookie monster

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I like to think of it as me making their day about 10% better

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Everything in the world.

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The everyday moments. Just being present here on Earth.

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The ability to say no and not have to do anything.

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If you're always going to them all the time and always initiating contact.

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Go to the bathroom

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Attraction is the potential of love.

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Playing online games

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Growing up

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The video I posted was deleted and I looked around because I started thinking that it might have been false information and found this. There's a definite point and it sucks the that I spread the mistake. But no matter what that's speech is fire

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I look forward to the massive ICE presence in Boston and New York on March 17, 2026, if foreign flags are the problem.

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Might as well take advantage of tired over worked folk. Offer them a sofa to nap on, and tacos, if they agree to defy Trump and uphold the constitution.

Now more than ever we need members of Congress to stand up and exercise oversight

I have unlocked a dubious achievement. I have eaten a Taco Bell Cantina chicken bowl with my hands because I was so hungry and they did not give me a fork.

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

It doesn’t get any more peaceful than blowing bubbles.

Save these for your panicky friends and family members. I’ve had adult men come to the verge of tearfully screaming in my face denying this could be true.

As someone who lived in a neighborhood where the rest of the country was convinced was a hellish socialist landscape during the summer of 2020, ya'll blaming the wrong fucking people in LA. Fuck Cops. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

negotiations with the spider in my bathroom are still ongoing

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

My husband does all the time. It's almost like breathing for him.

I have to take care of my family. I can't let the kids starve.

Kind of? I think I just want more energy. I've been feeling really sore and tired lately.

Tired and sore right now. My ankle hurts and I am tired of getting requests for things from people.

1. I try not to be a dick. 2. I cannot lie. My face gives me away. 3. I'm a friendly person, I'm decent at socializing. 4. I have stamina. I that may not get the gold medal but I'll still be standing. 5. I like to be an agent of chaotic good.

(,,cont'd) 6. That one Christmas where we tried to teach our kids how to play mah Kong 7. My whole family sitting around a kitchen table making dumplings and my grandma is there to help.

1. My oldest being born 2. My youngest being born 3. Any random fun conversation between those two. 4. Snuggling with my husband 5. Walking and talking with my sister. (Cont'd)

Laying on the couch with the dog on my lap. Having a little snooze together.

Going to bed early

Meeting my best friend. Waves to @kdc.bsky.social

The oligarchy. We need less billionaires and more care for each other. We shouldn't be treating people like things.

John Oliver and cookie monster

I like to think of it as me making their day about 10% better

Everything in the world.

The everyday moments. Just being present here on Earth.

The ability to say no and not have to do anything.

If you're always going to them all the time and always initiating contact.

Go to the bathroom

Attraction is the potential of love.

Playing online games

Growing up

The video I posted was deleted and I looked around because I started thinking that it might have been false information and found this. There's a definite point and it sucks the that I spread the mistake. But no matter what that's speech is fire

I look forward to the massive ICE presence in Boston and New York on March 17, 2026, if foreign flags are the problem.

Might as well take advantage of tired over worked folk. Offer them a sofa to nap on, and tacos, if they agree to defy Trump and uphold the constitution.

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Holy shit. This is fire

In these dark times, can I offer you a picture of a deer?