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SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY VOLUME IV: DISCOGRAPHY This 4th and final volume in the set is a comprehensive catalogue of all of #U2’s record releases. U2 nerd heaven! Download and enjoy right now for FREE or with donation to quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver: www.uchew.me

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SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY VOLUME III: THE COVERS This 3rd volume in the set includes all of #U2’s official covers of other artists’ songs and most of their live covers. Download and enjoy right now for FREE or with donation to quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver: www.uchew.me

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SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY VOLUME II: THE DEEP CUTS This 2nd volume in the set includes all of U2’s b-sides, non-album singles, rarities, demos and more. Download and enjoy right now for FREE or with donation to quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver: www.uchew.me

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SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY VOLUME I: THE ALBUMS Every U2 song parodie to food. Covers ALL of U2’s main studio LPs with songs like I WILL SWALLOW and WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD! Download and enjoy right now for FREE or with donation to quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver: www.uchew.me

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I pry and with my tongue plow I pry Make a spin No, I don’t want some s’mores For s’mores start opened I’ll lick them bare Dip them in milk Oreo...into my tummy Oreo...excellent taste Oh boy! Were I to pick one thing Just one thing at all I’d only eat you I’d only eat you www.uchew.me

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Many hungers have I whet But this one seems firmly set Many things I seek to find themselves in me A banana will appeal A vending machine my dollar steal Lunch rescue me #U2

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HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Verily, thou shall rede wit’ fnorteth o’ laught’r als thy liege's epic 4-book U2 parody come rathe: SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE—THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY! UCHEW beth ev'ry U2 song an’ cov'r most cunnin‘ly parodi'd! Follow. Share. Bend thy knee anon! #U2

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World leaving you NUMB with sadness and rage as you’re just scraping by? Four entire U2 parody books for you to enjoy freely or, if feeling charitable, for your kind donation to a fund to benefit a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver. Every U2 song parodied to food. Bono appetit. www.uchew.me

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LIMITED EDITION! This Larry Action Figure set comes with actual possable Larry! Harley sold separately. www.uchew.me

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There are a lotta Whoppers to be found in SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE. More than you can UCHEW! www.uchew.me

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POPE was their best imho! Zoo Stations Of The Cross Even Better Than The Regal Thing St. Juan Until The End Of The Vow Who’s Gonna Read Your Whiled Verses So Ghoul The Friar Mysterious Woos Ultraorthodoxy (Light My Way) Praying To Throw Your Arms Around The World A Crowd Bit Gay Love Is Blindness

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The Heimlich I recall Your throat’s blocked with isthmus of fowl I remember to push right here Below the sternum until it’s cleared Isthmus Pretty soon, I’ll lodge free Isthmus Man, something so benign Isthmus You’re a bit purple, I see Isthmus Baby, please don’t choke #U2

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ZOOTVLANDER Bono: What is this? A stage for ants? How can we be expected to rock the world if we can't even fit inside the stage?! Paul McGuinness: Bono, this is just a small... Bono: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The stage has to be at least...3 times bigger than this! #U2 More? www.uchew.me

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In an act that the late Sinead O’Connor once called ‘terrorism’, UCHEW had gifted their new album SONGS OF DINNER SENSE on Sept. 2014 to everyone’s iPhone. “Worse than the Holocaust and Pearl Harbor combined! I’m still in therapy for my PTSD! I lost my job and marriage! They’re evil!” —StoicAlpha47

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Simon LeBon: “Can I be a pirate?” John Taylor: “Ooh! Me too, please!” Photographer: “Ugh…fine!” 1/2 hour later Photog.: “Hand up again, Simon? What is it this time?” SL: “I look rather silly. Can I change back?” JT: “Ooh! Me too, please!” Photog.: “Too fucking bad!” Click #DuranDuran

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Someone Saved My Slice Tonight Goodbye Yellow Brick Cheese Can You Feed Them Lunch Tonight (I’m Gonna) Love Memes Again The Bitchin’ Is Back Racket Man Tiny Dinky Salad Tongs (Say So Much) I Don’t Wanna Go On With Food Like That Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting Back Your Gag Reflex #EltonJohn

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There once was an album named Pop That a band had long felt a sop So no ‘editions deluxe’ They’re still just out of fucks … No Weird Al-level standards, this crop www.uchew.me

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UCHEW is an epic roast and guerilla pop art tribute lovingly/brutally lampooning one of rock's greatest bands, U2! 4 books. Download link below. Pay whatever or just read it for free. All proceeds raised to benefit a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver. www.uchew.me File under: #U2, #parody

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UCHEW—It’s U2 but with 33% more cheese! Our paid survey group of backalley addicts say it’s even better than the real thing! SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE 1,900+ pages 16 years to make 2% moisture 0 actual culture www.uchew.me

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HIVE AID, UK, 1985 Can you believe some loser made 4 entire books of this shit? www.uchew.me

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UCHEW is an iconic, world-cconquering band who’s origin was…a kitchen? It’s true! And you can read about it all in SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE—THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY: the definitive, most comprehensive and most superfluous word on rock’s greatest parody band! THE COMPLETE EDITION IN EARLY 2025! www.uchew.me

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Alright. Here’s what you’re gonna do: You’re gonna follow this page here. Then you and all your other #U2 loving pals are gonna download this 4-book parody anthology that might just be even better than the real thing. Go have some laughs. You do that, you’ll be fine. Bono appetit. www.uchew.me

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Need a good laugh? Described as “Weird Al on Acid” and “about a band that started in a kitchen”, SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE is my epic roast/tribute of U2! Enjoy all 4 books of this insane parody anthology for FREE or to support a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver. Bono appetit! www.uchew.me

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Need a good laugh? Described as “Weird Al on Acid” and “about a band that started in a kitchen”, SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE is my epic roast/tribute of U2! Enjoy all 4 books of this insane parody anthology for FREE or to support a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver. Bono appetit! www.uchew.me

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Redneck Bjork Army Of Meemaw Venus Can’t Be A Boy Southern Isobel Possibly Maybel It’s Oh So QAnon Inhuman Behaviour Drag Queen Poetry Jägoff Hyperpartisanballad Big Time Stochastically Hunter Biden READ MY PARODY BOOKS: www.uchew.me

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