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Hate to say it but the mix of 3 sauces actually slaps so

Came to Popeyes to try their version of the snack wrap and ordered “one of each flavor” and wound up with ONE wrap and 3 sauces 🙃

I have 23 books on my shelf in my “to read” pile. And I just spent a half hour adding 12 books to my “to buy” list 🫠

I just started I Kissed a Girl and they call Dannii Minogue the matchmaker. And I love the idea of Dannii watching audition tapes and being like “those two!”

Can someone please put the message out that the “brand during pride month” memes are not funny this year??

I got fed an ad for Keith Haring swimsuits, but then discovered they only came in a 7” inseam… extremely fucked up

I hate this billionaire a lot less than most billionaires. Kisses JB!!

Some shitposting meme account I follow posted a joke about Jojo Siwa and someone in the comments is fighting anyone that comments about how they are biphobic. This is so fucking funny to me lol

It’s actually so homophobic that the first required in office Monday in my 4+ years working at my job falls on the first Monday of pride month and the first nice weather day since my apartment pool opened 😓

I just rewatched the roast and critiques and Michelle was just throwing out bullshit left and right wtf

RuPaul Charles… what the hell was that lol

Tina Burner knows that she is, and forever will be, a man in a wig 🤣

All the rainbow logos for pride month used to annoy me for being performative, but I think the lack of them this year is gonna really bum me out

One of my coworkers just goes “uhhh it’s so muggy in here today” and it physically pains me no one will get or appreciate the reference

Every time I sell something online I feel like I attract the absolute weirdest buyers ever

I will never understand what goes through the mind of someone who stands at the station with other people, but then gets on the train and stops right in front of the door…

When I was in college my boyfriend of 9 months brought me to his family thanksgiving and while visiting his parents house I found out the entire family of 7 shared a single toothbrush. And 12 years later I still think about that often.

Let’s pretend that’s the only thing for a second and I’m sorry, but yeah that is disqualifying!! And it’s by far not the only thing. Go away!! We don’t want you!!

Hacks making me cry more than once this season… love those gals!

My dad used to message me on Snapchat because you can’t turn read receipts off. And then I deleted Snapchat. And now he texts me like “hey… is everything ok with you?” to make sure I answer 😑

happy hour tonite dollar beers will be served off my ass 4-6pm

Happy cuturday from Fred and his box

I love when they give the queens the fabrics and then say that it looks too much like something they would wear… ok lol

United Healthcare set quotas for the maximum number of hospitalizations they would allow for critically ill nursing patients. They changed patient records to DNR to prevent life-saving medical intervention. And they coerced nursing staff to leak patient data and fabricated records to sell more plans

When I hear people say they don’t have an inner monologue I’m just unable to comprehend what that’s like. But this himbo just posted an IG story that he doesn’t have one and yeah, he embodies no thoughts head empty lol

I’m doing our corporate ethics training and the example question about accepting a gift is a private jet flight, villa stay, and whale watching in South Africa from a vendor that we already have a contract with. And yall want me to say no why exactly? lol

The fascist win if you lose your compassion for other people. That's part of the war. You have to keep compassion.

Starting to wonder if there is anything at all that Israel could do that would cause us to stop supporting them…

Ok I for one am PUMPED for Keke P

If you’re going to ask me for a restaurant recommendation and then follow it up by asking me how the salad is at that restaurant… ask someone else lol

I have to use LinkedIn for my job and every day is a nightmare on that hellscape… girl,fuck you! Just tip your waiter jfc!

I’m still upset about Iceland getting 2 points…

I need @kandymuse.bsky.social to go on drag race one more time because I need to see her do snatch game as TS Madison as Caitlyn Jenner

The party cheering and screaming for Austria when we didn’t like that song lmao

They fr did not let gay people vote this year I think

Israel getting that many fan votes for that awful ass song…???

Why does Eurovision hate Spain?

Iceland getting 0 points from the jury and only 33 from audience voting… homophobic

so @bettergov.bsky.social is giving out an investigative journalism award, and to celebrate they are bringing in RAHM EMANUEL to talk about government transparency who is an expert i guess because as mayor he COVERED UP THE MURDER OF A CHILD

Why does the CTA hate me so much?

Tickets finally reasonable for Beyoncé tonight and it’s supposed to be severe storms from 6-9pm tonight… oh that’s nasty

Two courses in and I am soooo glad I got tickets to this 🤤

Everybody needs therapy. EVERYBODY. Yeah…including YOU. No, it won’t be easy. But yes, it’ll be your best investment.

Deja: I got a very dangerous surgery and almost died and I really regret it Literally everyone on the show: ok, but you look amazing!!!