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Finally retired. Father and husband. Porsche and Lotus driver. Landscape Architecture Craft beer, alternative music, cars. Gave up on American politics 2024.
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Ronny has been alternately threatening the Ayatollah and migrants since his 4th whisky at 2 PM.

(Axios) - President Trump's immigration crackdown is burning through cash so quickly that the agency charged with arresting, detaining and removing unauthorized immigrants could run out of money next month. @axios.com www.axios.com/2025/06/16/i...

Fat, demented, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Ron Johnson: "What us old people have done, basically indebting our children, stealing from their future, their prospects, the way we've diminished them, is immoral. It's unconscionable. We have to face that and we have to do something about it."

#nokingsday Greenville SC. Unity Park. Announced over 200,000 in attendance and still streaming in from downtown on the Swamp Rabbit Trail. Super peaceful. Amazing.

2,169 events across 20 countries. Millions of peope are standing up tomorrow to say with one voice: No Kings!

Tomorrow we’ll be out on the streets for the No Kings protests. You can join our campaign in rallying against fascism in Evanston from 10 to 12 and Des Plaines from 1 to 3. See you there! www.mobilize.us/katforillino...

The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

Keep an eye out this weekend for outside agitators like the Proud Boys showing up at the No Kings Protests! They will try to incite violence and blame it on the left as they did during the George Floyd protests.

I’m 50-50 Trump is going to show up at his military parade tomorrow in a Muammar Gaddafi uniform and just go full Borat.

The first known detention by the US Marines in their recent Los Angeles deployment is of... a US Army veteran on his way to an office at the Department of Veteran Affairs building. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

We’re at war with Iran, Trump’s gone into hiding, nobody will tell us our objectives, plan or end game, our Sec of Defense is a useless dipshit, our Sec of State lied about it, our DNI loves the leader of Iran’s greatest ally, & tomorrow we’re having a parade for Trump’s bday.

“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...

LMAOOOO www.instagram.com/reel/DK2nMmJ...

Stop calling America an oligarchic democracy. It's an oligarchic republic.

This seems a bit different than what Trump is saying.

Yes. The gun was not cocked.

I am ashamed of this country. We are supposed to be a melting pot of cultures. Celebrating eachother and our differences. I am sick to my stomach.

See you at NO KINGS in San Diego!

Just in time for Taco Tuesday! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜

OMGGGGG 🔥🔥🔥

What country is this?

Hell of a photo

Los Angeles school worker shares frustration over parents having to leave their children’s graduation ceremony because ICE raided an elementary school’s graduation today

Now everyone will go look up the book and it will make NY Times. #sighs #booksky #writingcommunity

Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch...

“.. after wiping out entire offices, in some cases imperiling key services such as weather forecasting and the drug approval process.” 🤡 @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Epstein is mentioned 111 times in the NYT-bestselling Proof Series—specifically in Proof of Cruelty, the fifth book in the series, which explains why Trump is terrified about his Epstein connections and is lying about them today at Truth Social. The truth about the men is X-rated, and in this book.

We have an official ruling

“.. And, by the way, he’s a Republican.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

apple.news/A1sfmXXeUTm6... ETTD

As the recession of 2010 unfolded I held onto employees despite warnings of the size of the problems. Damn near bankrupted my 40 person business. I’d shed employees quickly now. (Retired now)

Trump to Fed Chair: Please bail my dumb ass out like my daddy bailed out my failing casinos!

A truck phobia has now begun in Russia — massive traffic jams have hit the Irkutsk region, and every cargo truck is being inspected. #cdnpoli

When you can’t decide whether you go with jungle or desert wear for Minnesota.

It’s on record.

apple.news/ASV76jCFmQr6... TACO again.

US stocks back to flat for the year. Meanwhile, Poland, Spain, Greece, Austria, Italy, Germany UP 30% to 40%. @mikezaccardi.bsky.social

Texas evangelical pastor Jim Mustain has been arrested for possessing images of children being sexually abused. bustednewspaper.com/texas/mustai...

But if Trump and Elon break up who will get custody of pathetic white man-babies whose entire identity is anger at their own mediocrity?

Donald Trump turns 79 in a couple weeks, making him the first president in history whose age exceeds his IQ.