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uel aramchek. tarot, writing, high weirdness. I run a business of repute, I am the mayor of this town. You can read most of my fiction at northofreality.com Banner by carpetbenzo.bsky.social
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I strongly encourage everyone to watch this often forgotten campaign video of Tulsi Gabbard's evil father: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPH...

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

the based crowd should bring back joe camel, the world’s coolest and most oppressed fursona

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the doge plan is what you get if you watched office space and sided with the consultants

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

tired of the suspense. when are they releasing the AK-48

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

De 2016 : Illustration pour Matryoshka Syndrome de @uel.bsky.social : www.northofreality.com/tales/2016/2... |

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It’s looking worse and worse for wizards, I gotta say, every end of the political spectrum is ready to discard “woo.” We’re not top of the fear list but I don’t like this growing sentiment and blame

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

cnc discourse? uh, tiberium is bad for you

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you think the incoming regime is going to be an authoritarian one and hunt down internal dissidents, I don't think registering sympathies with a foreign rival publicly is a good idea

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

The answer to the musk/dittman thing is a simple trick: some nights its musk and some nights its not. The custodian has an easy gig and free publicity. But its not either/or, its a calculated decision to preserve ambiguity

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sure nolan can direct a good odyssey. but his odysseus better not be timothy chimothy

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

I am constantly exalted on this platform

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

the current state of twitter fascism seems to be "so now that we've all established that we're all racist... who's going to do all the work, white people? wait that can't be right"

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

"hubert humphrey? oh... oh, sorry no, I haven't read lolita. I've heard it's only worth reading in the original spanish"

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Me at 5: I can't wait for Santa to get me a new lego set! Me at 15: Santa isn't real Me at 25: Santa isn't real, but we can collectively make him real through our actions Me at 35: The ways in which Santa is real are myriad and disturbing. The Wild Hunt rides again, wearing the mask of a Saint

submitted 430 days ago • 2 comments

why does sean paul get busy sound like it should be playing in a haunted house level

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

let’s be honest with ourselves— does a high profile assassin vanish after their high profile assassination, carrying all the carmen sandiego villain style evidence? How does that 3D printed subsonic suppressed gun… look?? Is it capable of firing again to the point of… keeping just in case?

submitted 67 days ago • 4 comments

if the jersey orbs were manmade the schematics would have been posted to war thunder by now

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Boxer Santaros: “But I can’t reveal everything yet. More details will be disclosed on X, the everything app.” Fortunio: “And how is Twitter the everything app?” Krysta Now: “What about a Nothing App? That must also exist.” Boxer: “It must. And only GOD, can access it.” Krysta: “but the New York—

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Why did Luigi go to McDonalds if he could have had Altoona’s famous local pizza instead

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

receiving reports of suspicious drones disguised as commercial airliners over new jersey, some of them alleged to be as big as… your mom

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

The Light is Winning.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments