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ufo-taffy.bsky.social
You're not real, your opinions are paid for, and I'm blocking you.
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am i getting old or is this aunt may in this flannel the hottest aunt may

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Fearless

submitted 133 days ago • 51 comments

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I'll fuckin' kill every last one of ya

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

XMAS BLUESKY BONUS!: the uncropped "Joyce Sends A Semi-Competent Lewd Accidentally To Dorothy" from the NSFW Patreon From an alternate universe where Joyce was better at lighting and composition, but was still not better at texting to the intended person. patreon.com/damnyouwillis69

submitted 93 days ago • 5 comments

It should be legal to murder people who don't enjoy anything. You have no happiness, but you're gonna take up space anyway?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I just handed my husband divorce papers after 20 years of marriage. I found out he's been telling lies, going behind my back, the whole nine yards, but recently I found out where he's been going and what he's been doing. I confronted him about his behavior last week and he seemed unapologetic.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

Bitch

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I really wanna kill a truck owner and steal his vehicle.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

like it's my fault they drew the titties so perfectly

submitted 503 days ago • 0 comments

This joke only works for me.

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it's good to scream into the void. Other times, your throat winds up sore.

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

Shigeru Sprayamoto

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

I discovered that if I put colorful dots on a blank canvas and use the Motion Blur tool, I can make cool techno backgrounds.

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

What if instead of the stupid, dumb, boring government we have now, we had an equal amount of pepperoni pizzas writing our laws?

submitted 606 days ago • 1 comment

Please do not reply to me with death threats, unless they're very funny.

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

hit 420 followers, so as per bluesky custom:

submitted 611 days ago • 9 comments