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you think you could get a war powers thing in during markup

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

Signal is about to go down as Hegseth sends them to his entire contacts list

hegseth was startled awake and knocked over his beer so he has to change into a fresh suit and drink a bottle of scope

why? i'm not being belligerent.

ok i know my mayoral ballot. what's the word on comptroller and beep? (i've met and like khari but idr why i soured on reynoso)

do not tell my wife that i have asked to deliver the news to her

www.fox17online.com/news/local-n... this gets funny when you find his name, and incredible at his screen name

history will look back in confusion at the bird scooter parade

Happy Father's Day to all the Participacion Trophy dads.

It’s so shitty out and everyone is so beautiful.

this was obviously a joke come on bsky

luke lilledahl coming out to the imperial march is very funny even before you consider that he is 125lbs and wearing a singlet

Yasssss Queens! *i am beaten with hammers once again*

THE DEVIL HIMSELF

At the Newark No Kings protest

i have lost eight pounds in the last week with discipline and walking and as i make my way to the Newark protest you can't tell me the devil isn't real

At least the rain will melt ICE *crowd turns on me* joke's on you it will also wash off these rotten tomatoes *crowd steps aside as cops beat me mercilessly*

dollars to donuts is what the police union calls collective bargaining

Chief of Police on the Minnesota gunman: This is not who we are.

it is saturday my dude

Could not find my Fidel Catro shirt so this will have to do.

toddler is insisting with great conviction that he wants his protest sign to say “Hi”

kind of like watching hunter pence where it just doesn't seem like those movements should have that result

long day tomorrow - going to go to the no kings... in newark. because i also want to go to final x wrestling qualification at the prudential center and it's a short walk away. got an extra ticket to the wrestling if anyone wants to hang (cheap!).

so we can confirm through the first five months of this year after making Route 1 free that it has not only significantly increased ridership but has also increased on-time performance. Anybody claiming it would go otherwise is wrong!