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It’s late & I’m drunk but who cares?! It’s Daily Fella time! We ask the question, will Putler attend his May 9th celebrations?! Plus so much more, go on, read it & share it! You know you want to! #DailyFella #DailyFellaNews #SlavaUkraini #NAFO

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the pinball wizard visits me in my dreams every night and gives me a message of love and forgiveness for my enemies through the eternal love of jesus christ and robocop

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ill have you know i post nonsense on the internet for the enjoyment of SEVERAL people

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most of my 5000 followers went on vacation and then got lost in the jungle. i hope they are okay and that they make friends with a large bear and a panther.

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Rest in peace Nate Dogg. You would have loved the inevitable decay of democracy into a form of totalitarian fascism with meme crypto coins.

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i read your skeet and I did not enjoy it!! however,, there is no button i can press to indicate that. please try harder next time

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Reading Rainbow taught me to question authority

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it's just a little fluid retention, ok?!

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🤞

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Fellas, Marv asked me to remind you to remember not disclose to vatniks that we are a subsection of the German security services

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Looking at frogs in hats will soothe my pain of GTA6 being delayed a year 😭

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I'M SO MAD!!! 😡

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I still, still can’t accept that my country is being run by people who are Scooby-Doo-villain levels of evil. Greedy megalomaniacs and their bootlicking toadies who openly rejoice in the malevolent shit they do. They should only exist in the minds of stoned Hanna-Barbera writers.

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‼️ TODAY IS FIVER FRIDAY! They have no chance to save their lives without evacuation car! Also anti-drones system! Unfortunately we couldn’t hit the goal in time, so help please🙏 🚨To go: $6475 by 10/05 ✏️Your name on the car - $50 🅿️🅿️: [email protected] RT Please! #donatetoukraine #nafo

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‼️ TODAY IS FIVER FRIDAY! Friends, help please🙏 They have no chance to survive without evacuation car and anti-drones system! Unfortunately we couldn’t hit the goal in time🙏 🚨To go: $6447 by 10/05 ✏️Your name on the car - $50 🅿️🅿️: [email protected] RT Please! #donatetoukraine #nafo #fellas

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The algorithm knows all and sees all. The algorithm knows what is right for me. I love the algorithm.

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I have seen some people sharing a viral image saying that Trump was shutting down/eliminating the US suicide hotline (or the LGBTQ+ part of it) and that Canada was offering a phone number in it's place. This is NOT true, however there are still other resources in place for those that need them.

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Hmmm, I wonder who Elon late night texts with who could have leaked this information? Hmmmm!

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🤷‍♀️

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🚨Update 02/05 | URGENT ‼️ TODAY IS FIVER FRIDAY! They have no chance to save their lives without evacuation car! Also anti-drones system! 🚨To go: $6560 by 10/05 ✏️Your name on the car - $50 ☑️Raised: $14440 🚨To go: $8560 🅿️🅿️: [email protected] RT Please! #donatetoukraine #nafo #fellas

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Can someone smuggle a Raspberry Pi into the US for me? It's fine if you have to hide it in your ass, it's still better than tariffs

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Happy Loyalty Day! Have you reaffirmed your loyalty to the United States for all our wonderful freedoms today? It certainly is grand how we all live together in harmony and unity and we are all equal! 🫡🇺🇸 ᵉᑫᵘᵃˡⁱᵗʸ ᵐᵃʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ʳᵃᶜᵉ, ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, ᶜˡᵃˢˢ ᵒʳ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵈ

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im jealous americans have 3 friends. that's 3 more than me :'(

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she's a beautiful lady and she knows it

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The chubby frog has seen you. He smiles in reverence at your plight. He grants you one (1) day of reprieve and foolish pleasure. Use it wisely.

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la lucha de ranas está bien en esta época del año

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Dang, Elmer Fudpucker, you big hunk of man! Leave some for the rest of us!

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the microscopic mites that live on my eyelashes have unionized and are demanding that i make more delicious eye crust for them to eat

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It's me, hi, I'm self-promoting, it's me.

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1 like = 1 stick of butter left out in the rain

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ohhh mama mia! eat your spaghet! is so delis!

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my brain: hey, you know one day you're gonna die? me: 😳 my brain: it might happen right now me: 😱 my brain: also remember that thing that happened in high school that was super embarrassing? me: 😮‍💨 my brain: lol you're such a failure me: 😓

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🚨Update 01.05 | URGENT We didn`t get the car by this end of the April. But the car is booked, and must be paid. I really hope that we can finish it by 10/05! HElp! 🚨To go: $6629 This deadline was by 30.04 ✏️Your name on the car - $50 ☑️Raised: $14371 🚨To go: $8629 🅿️🅿️: [email protected]

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I'm thinking about taking off the frog and mushroom from the end of my username. What do you guys think?

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Did I ever tell you guys the story about how I had an ex-gf who was a witch and put a curse on me? This is an actual true story. I think it actually worked and I haven't been the same since. I've thought about asking someone familiar with wicca how to undo it or take off the curse, but idk...

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It’s late & I’m drunk but who cares?! It’s Daily Fella time! We ask the question, will Putler attend his May 9th celebrations?! Plus so much more, go on, read it & share it! You know you want to! #DailyFella #DailyFellaNews #SlavaUkraini #NAFO

the pinball wizard visits me in my dreams every night and gives me a message of love and forgiveness for my enemies through the eternal love of jesus christ and robocop

ill have you know i post nonsense on the internet for the enjoyment of SEVERAL people

most of my 5000 followers went on vacation and then got lost in the jungle. i hope they are okay and that they make friends with a large bear and a panther.

Rest in peace Nate Dogg. You would have loved the inevitable decay of democracy into a form of totalitarian fascism with meme crypto coins.

i read your skeet and I did not enjoy it!! however,, there is no button i can press to indicate that. please try harder next time

Reading Rainbow taught me to question authority

it's just a little fluid retention, ok?!

🤞

Fellas, Marv asked me to remind you to remember not disclose to vatniks that we are a subsection of the German security services

Looking at frogs in hats will soothe my pain of GTA6 being delayed a year 😭

I'M SO MAD!!! 😡

I still, still can’t accept that my country is being run by people who are Scooby-Doo-villain levels of evil. Greedy megalomaniacs and their bootlicking toadies who openly rejoice in the malevolent shit they do. They should only exist in the minds of stoned Hanna-Barbera writers.

The algorithm knows all and sees all. The algorithm knows what is right for me. I love the algorithm.

I have seen some people sharing a viral image saying that Trump was shutting down/eliminating the US suicide hotline (or the LGBTQ+ part of it) and that Canada was offering a phone number in it's place. This is NOT true, however there are still other resources in place for those that need them.

Hmmm, I wonder who Elon late night texts with who could have leaked this information? Hmmmm!

🤷‍♀️

Can someone smuggle a Raspberry Pi into the US for me? It's fine if you have to hide it in your ass, it's still better than tariffs

im jealous americans have 3 friends. that's 3 more than me :'(

she's a beautiful lady and she knows it

The chubby frog has seen you. He smiles in reverence at your plight. He grants you one (1) day of reprieve and foolish pleasure. Use it wisely.

la lucha de ranas está bien en esta época del año

Dang, Elmer Fudpucker, you big hunk of man! Leave some for the rest of us!

the microscopic mites that live on my eyelashes have unionized and are demanding that i make more delicious eye crust for them to eat

It's me, hi, I'm self-promoting, it's me.

1 like = 1 stick of butter left out in the rain

ohhh mama mia! eat your spaghet! is so delis!

my brain: hey, you know one day you're gonna die? me: 😳 my brain: it might happen right now me: 😱 my brain: also remember that thing that happened in high school that was super embarrassing? me: 😮‍💨 my brain: lol you're such a failure me: 😓

I'm thinking about taking off the frog and mushroom from the end of my username. What do you guys think?

Did I ever tell you guys the story about how I had an ex-gf who was a witch and put a curse on me? This is an actual true story. I think it actually worked and I haven't been the same since. I've thought about asking someone familiar with wicca how to undo it or take off the curse, but idk...

one of these days i'm going to get it together and do all that stuff i need to do. then you'll be sorry! 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘽𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔!!! maniacal laughter

Little girl makes a friend, but refuses to turn him back into a prince! 😠

i've challenged the Rizzler to a poetry contest