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I'm not bald, I'm big-boned. General nonsense with possible seriousness now and then. NO MAGA. Head of TACTICAL Submersible Hamster Lavatory Covert Anti-Atheist Operations, Church of the Forgiving Eagle Above Kamran Launderette, Windmill Rd., Croydon
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Truth is like dog poop under the snow. You can hide it for a while Fact #Krasnov

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#poetry after another night without dreams i woke up after a night of broken sleep too tired to move too conscious to drift back to dreamland so i picked up the phone looked at the mail and there was a headline in the globe should i get back to normal?

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The WH Drama Queen has spoken…heir ye⚔️

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It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous

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#poetry too little too late the prayers of sinners nonchalant afterthoughts of elegant manipulations gush in a spate of blood-red wine splattering the graves of innocents with faulty apologies too late

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#poetry hejira my empty steps make no sound leave no mark on this sand harsh and granular that stretches to infinity

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He will burn down whatever he can, however he can Our systems of governance, rule of law, global alliances, even the Constitution. Consumed by vengeance and greed, he is the greatest threat to our Republic since its founding. We must meet this moment with the force of a thousand suns. Or perish.

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Jesus H. Tap-Dancing CHRIST!!!!! Would the McDonald's nearest the White House and Mar-a-Lago PLEASE start injecting extra cholesterol into their hamburders?! FUCK!

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I just found out that there was a frog the size of a small dog, and it was called Beelzebufo (Devil Toad). It ate small dinosaurs and lived 65,000,000 years ago. I want a pet Beelzebufo NO Anyone have a time machine I can borrow?

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BREAKING: Sen. Ron Wyden sounds the alarm that Trump approves of the House budget resolution -- the only way they can meet their $880 billion in cuts is by cutting hundreds of billions from Medicaid, a disaster for millions. Make sure everyone sees this.

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Morning.

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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

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Dear Canada, Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too. Sincerely, Decent Americans

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I wonder if New England could secede from the US?

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